And if she had sex with someone in those ten years, wouldn't they guy notice when he bottomed out on it?
She didn't do a pre-masturbation, and post-masturbation count of her toys, and notice the one missing? What, did she think she left it on a train or something? A crow flew in and stole it for its nest?
She's an embarrassment to the species. Given the risks of toxic shock syndrome from leaving a tampon in too long (read: 12 hours, not years), it's a wonder this didn't kill her a decade ago...
And a new word enters my vocabulary... As for the woman involved, she must've known, right? How could she not?
Well I for one don't believe it. I want to see Kari from MythBusters give a demonstration of how this could happen. Anyone have a problem with that?