Albert didn't even know who I was? Were you even at Wordforge 6-7 years ago? Holy fuck you dont have the first fucking clue what you're talking about. Wordforge history didn't begin just two years ago junior. He and I had epic flame wars over marijuana legalization amongst other things. Surely you remember Eccentric? He joined in those as well. You also obviously have no clear recollection of marathon. He never "poked" me, we were never "enemies." He was one of my favorite members, I always enjoyed reading his stuff. He was from the early era of Wordforge, back when everyone worshipped at the alter of Storm and Diacanu was capable of some witty writing before eventually morphing into a bitter religion-hating doofus. Next you'll be claiming phantomofthenet was a universally beloved figure, that conservatives loved Trinity & Dendroica, and that PBM and Tamar were BFF's. You do remember those people, don't you? You know what, thanks for your post, it was extremely enlightening. I now realize that you're a clueless moron who either doesn't remember the past 10 years or you weren't here to experience much of it. Your registration date may say March 2004 but clearly that's highly misleading.
What a load of self-serving bullshit. Claiming that the past wasn't as good as what you remember as a way of deflecting responsibility for the current shitty state of affairs. Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I've been here since day 1, and at TNZ before that. You want to spin an alternate history to someone who doesn't know any better try it on Nautica. I'll ask you again, what are gonna do to make Wordforge more than just a pity fuck? You gonna beg Storm to drop in again and post 5 or 6 times and expect everyone to jizz themselves because he decided to slum here for an hour or two? Maybe you can convince absentee landlord Tex to take time from his busy schedule to post once or twice per month?
I've already got the in memorium thread prepared for when Mr. Emotional Cripple pulls his Robin Williams.
I choose Albert. I find his rage entertaining, but I'm afraid it will lead to a massive stroke or something.
A piss poor attempt again to discredit US - in all things - a real theme here in "Wordfarce"... and it soon descends into that which is so typical here now...
Are you really too fucking stupid to realize this was a troll (and a parody thread), even though I announced it was a troll right in the title?
Wow.. another intellect that throws around "fucking stupid" as if it is hurtful. I bet you are typing with one hand and have your other one in your underpants, right?
You are certainly entitled to that opinion, and I will treat it with all the consideration it deserves.
Apparently he's buggered off again. http://wordforge.net/index.php?threads/finally-it-happened-near-me.104647/#post-2644885
Nice edit… glad we were able to preserve both versions of this stellar post. FWIW, I don't care about hurting you, I was asking you a question. If you find yourself hurt by your own fucking stupidity, that is unfortunate but none of my doing. And yes, I did have my hand in my underpants when I read the edited version of this post, but needed both hands to type my response.