Hahahaha!!! Stupid kid.

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Some funny shit right here.
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  2. jack243

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    Stupid dad!
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  3. Zombie

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    ahhhh yes.....

    Sitting in the car with no seatbelts.....

    Good times......

    :D
  4. Chardman

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    Damn. From the title, I naturally assumed this thread was gonna be about Federal Farmer.
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  5. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    That's funny. I assumed it was going to be about you. :shrug:
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  6. Donovan

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    Considering the same person who gave that kid permission to ride sans belt is the same idiot filming him while driving...I'd say that kid's over/under on catastrophic injury are about twelve.

    Seconds from now.
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  7. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    No screaming, crying or blood = fail.
  8. Chardman

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    No, then the subject in the title would have been called an "Old Fart" or some other derogatory synonym for an old person, rather than a "Kid".

    "Kid" denotes a child, such as our naive pal Federal Farmboi. Whereas I, (being a lot greyer than I am in my avatar photo), haven't been called a "Kid" (stupid or otherwise) since Reagan was still in office.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Whatever you say, kid.
  10. Chardman

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    Yup. Whatever I say indeed. Glad to see you've finally opted to embrace this truth.
  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    :itsokay:
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  12. oldfella1962

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    I remember getting in minor wrecks and having my parents digging the seat belts out from wherever they were wedged/tangled before the cops came. :unuts:
    Also once my mom told us (in bad traffic I guess) if she slams on the brakes put our seat belts on quick before we hit. :unuts:
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  13. Phoenix

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    My family's rule for seatbelts when growing up were if in front, always wear one. If in the backseat, we didn't have to (I guess the theory was if there was sudden breakage, we kids would just bang against the back of the front seat. Makes kinda sense...).
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    Wow. Father of the year.
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    @Phoenix I'll do you one better. My mom had a two seater fiat spider that she used to haul four kids: two wedged into the front seat and me and the baby doubled over and crammed into the space where the retractable roof folded up. Not at all uncomfortable and dangerous.
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    My dad tried that with his Alpha Spider. Didn't work very well...
  17. Donovan

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    Yeah well, one does not simply say no to my mother.