I woulda said bi-anal, but I didn't want to get Faceman all hot and bothered. Sup guys, just checking in. I'm actually fucking surprised this place is still around, why not just /r/wordforge and be done with it? Anything interesting? Does Dayton have a job? Did Storm ever come back? Is Packard banned? Baba still pings me from time to time and made me remember about this place, so blame him if he still even is here as baba. Fun fun!
Working, raising kids, plotting world domination...you know the big 3 any Wordforger worth his or her salt should be upto....
I may have a mission for you. My research has uncovered that virtually nobody uses one of the world's time zones, UTC - 2, the one that should run down through Greenland, but Greenland doesn't even use it. It's a zone so obscure that Windows Time and Date calls it "Coordinated Universal Time - 02". There are a couple of British researchers on some island in the South Atlantic that use it, and perhaps one tiny island off Brazil, but we can easily bribe those and take ownership - of one of the world's 24 critical time zones. You might ask yourself "Faisent, how do I achieve world domination by owning the rights to a time zone?" Well, I'll tell you how. Aside from charging IBM and Microsoft royalties for having our time zone on their pull-down menu, we point to the fact that all the time zones are linked together, one after another, and we demand $trillions from the UN, EU, and every other world alphabet organization, or else we will change our timezone to something like 57 minutes and 23.389 seconds. The entire world will begin to drift, the days will start to shift, and it will get worse by the day. Employees will get docked for being late, the calendar itself will get out of sync, and agriculture will be thrown into chaos and collapse. Considering the paltry numbers of people we'd have to bribe or bump off, we can do this!
gturner, I don't really know dick about you, but I'm pretty sure I've already decided on you. You think you're funny and witty, but you're not. You can suck it. And by It I mean my raging hot penis. You *might* be able to change my mind at some point....I'll let you know if you don't choke on my cum.
Eh, fuck this guy... What else is going on? Is there still any active discussion? Or orange slice still available? Is there a German contingent or really any Europeans? How far have we fallen damnit?
There is still active discussion from time to time. Orange slices make the odd appearance, tho Mewa is not the presence he once was. We have Europeans of several varieties, including the German kind. We have fallen far since being overtaken by unholy ginger abominations, but we can see the way up as well. How's by you?
Ah, another traveller drops in for a pint The weirdest thing I noticed when returning was that the rightwingers have all been neutered. Or maybe that's just my ignore list being honed to perfection, I can never tell. As for the gturner bit, nice call, although he seems undecided whether to be a douche or actually up for a decent conversation. I've seen it go both ways. But since he now is extremely disappointed we haven't all been gutted by 'teh ebola!' it's a bit of a guess whether the next topic will be bananas or coconuts. No clue where Storm & his fellow dwarfs stormed off to. A very deep mine, hopefully.
Speaking of Baba, how's he doing? He doesn't post here and him family had a history of degenerative illness so I hoping he wasn't that preventing hos posting.
Maud passed away. Sokar bit the dust too but that was a while back. John Castle/VisionRazor is still alive but has been banned for being a meth smoking retard.
