Is That a Gun in His Pocket...

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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Tuckerfan, Apr 14, 2015
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :vomit:
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  3. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    That is a typical Republican voter right there.
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "A deflated American flag"?! :lol:
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    And yeah, I'd still do her.
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  6. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    But only from behind with duct tape around her mouth. :yes:
    We Are Borg, Apr 14, 2015
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    All positions, but I'd ask her to keep quiet, except for appreciative moans and shrieks of delight. If she can't keep quiet, then I'll have to stuff something in her mouth.
    Forbin, Apr 14, 2015
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  8. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Yeah... we really didn't need to hear about your sex life in such detail, Forbin. :yuck:
    We Are Borg, Apr 14, 2015
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  9. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    TMI, man. TMI.
    Elwood, Apr 14, 2015
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I'm just a romantic at heart.
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  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I don't think it's your heart that's driving you . . .
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Heterosexual? :D Yes, you might be right.
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  13. lynx

    lynx Banned

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    Those are cheap poor fitting jeans. Or maybe a potato.
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Or maybe something like the metal detector scene in This Is Spinal Tap.
    spinal tap.jpg
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  15. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Sarah Palin is pretty cougarlicious. And hearing her moan and shriek in that stupid Alaskan accent might be hot. Just sayin'.


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    Rimjob Bob, Apr 21, 2015
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