Does Fleshlight have OCD?

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  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    This is a serious question prompted by my logging in and finding 56 neg reps all from him in threads up to four years old. Strange behavior.
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Obligatory :repwhine: response.

    On a serious note, same could be asked for people like K1A, so why worry about it?
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  3. Amaris

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    Meh. Negative reps don't mean shit. Let him waste his time tilting at windmills. It keeps him busy here instead of hobbling around in an abandoned warehouse with a frying pan, trawling for stray dogs. That can only be good for the dogs.
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  4. Kommander

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    I negrepped every post in this thread, because I want attention. It's good there were only three posts, because I'm lazy. I will negrep any subsequent posts made in this thread as well, unless that laziness thing gets in the way. I can't rep my own posts, so would someone else do it for me?
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    For every Fleshlight neg, I picture him behind the screen saying "I'm rotting inside...I'm rotting inside...I'm rotting inside. :sob:".

    :diacanu:
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  6. Ten Lubak

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    I think Flashy's biggest problem is that he's just a loser that's bitter at the world and has no friends.

    It really shows. :yes:
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  7. Ten Lubak

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    Flashlight is such a loser all the numbers in his contacts start with 1-900, I mean the only phone calls he has to look forward to are from telemarketers.

    Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is his idea of "pillow talk", I heard that he almost got involved in a threesome once, but his left hand fell asleep which is probably why his personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody."

    The last time he was invited to a party, he was grooving to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out." This guy's dog would rather rub up against the wall than be pet by him.

    Just kidding, his dog committed suicide. :(
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  8. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Wow, this thread really upset fleshlight. He just sent 80 more neg reps. I am winning. :)
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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    It's really kinda flattering that someone would go to so much trouble to (try to) annoy you.

    It's also a little bit sad.
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  10. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    176 new ones. Keep it up, tard. Every time you click one you prove my point.
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  11. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I kind of like his monthly meltdowns.

    Give us some entertainment now that Castle is gone.
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  12. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Not embarrassing at all. Seems to have hit its' target. Just look at all the other people complaining about rep to knock a 'rival.'

    Posting here comes in many forms and has varying utility, ymmv. Dinner and Terurn troll by typing in nonsense or textblocks, e.g. (least I hope it's trolling), who's to say that's less pathetic, the norm?
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  13. Amaris

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    It's more like watching a train wreck in progress, which is why people find it so interesting. Tell a man that his negative reps have no negative value, at all, and watch as he gleefully does it anyway, as if it makes a difference. He could post a thousand neg reps, and they would have no effect at all on anyone's reputation, yet he has decided to take time out of his day to do just that. It's an indicator of many things; mostly, however, it's a sign that someone's cheese has slid off their cracker.
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Well.

    Looks like Flashlight won.
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  15. Dinner

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    Nope, this is the sound of me laughing at him.
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  16. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Sorry. You just lost a rep war. :( . It's ok. You're not the first.
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  17. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    :lol:
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    This. He's been running around all day doing all this work and he's a "winner"? :jayzus:
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  19. Dinner

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    John nails it while, as usual, Tuttle is clueless and fumbling in the dark.

    Watching Fleshlight's melt downs is like watching a train wreck. That is the entertainment factor.
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    *imagines him sitting in a dark room in front of the computer*

    He gives out his 74th neg rep to the same user today. "Ha! Take that!"

    He gives out his 75th neg rep to the same user today. "Ooh, that one's gonna hurt!"

    He gives out his 76th neg rep to the same user today. "Burned ya, dude!"

    He gives out his 77th neg rep...
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    20 posts in this thread and I'm already bored with negrepping everyone. However, a promise is a promise, so every post in this thread gets a negrep from me.

    Would someone rep this post with a "no u?" I've never received one and it's the only one I need to complete the set.
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  22. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    As opposed to you lurking around the city park, hiding in bushes, hoping some teen will let you suck his cock in exchange for beer money?
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  23. Amaris

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    This insult doesn't work. Why would I go around looking for teens so that I would suck their cock in exchange for beer money? I have plenty of beer money, though I don't drink, and even if I didn't have beer money, I wouldn't need to solicit teens for said beer money. Teens don't have money anyway. They're too busy buying beer with it, which might have worked as a better insult if you would have turned it around. You should probably lay off all of that stray dog. I think it's messing with your head.
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  24. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I agree, it looks like a meltdown. But it is better than seeing him post. Dim bulb was never very stable anyway.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Hey, does the software allow for a time limit between reps? If you want to get to flashy that would be a great way to do it and not remove rep. Give it something like 15 seconds. Maybe 10. If he is hitting all of us like this it would really frustrate him. If it is a bot it might screw it up.The rep still remains meaningless, but it is the way you could cause him pain for the amusement of us all.

    Just a recommendation.
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  26. Amaris

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    I could probably implement something like that, but that kind of thing doesn't appeal to me. Firstly, because it's easy to see several posts in a row that one might want to posrep or negrep, and secondly, it would require poking around in a system that I like to leave well enough alone when things are working smoothly.

    Quite frankly, the effect he has is so negligible, that he can jack himself off via rep as much as he wants and it not even cause a minor blip with the software.

    Still, thanks for the suggestion!
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  27. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I figured I would mention it as a way to mess with him since he has so obviously become a rep spammer. At least it gives him something to do. It is sort of like giving a toddler something that makes noise. They are going to do it over and over again. This is far less annoying once I put dim bulb on ignore. It is not like he was contributing anything anyway.
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  28. Amaris

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    This is the equivalent of plastic car keys, yes.
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  29. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    John hiding in a bush - "please let me suck your cock mr. teenager"

    Sexually confused teenager - "sure, but only if you pay me $50"

    John - "you got a deal"

    See, not that difficult to understand. :shrug:
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  30. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    sno-blo.jpg

    The perfect gift for Flashy!
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