I Can Vote For Trump If Mike Pence Is His Vice President.

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  1. Shirogayne

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    You'd think he'd appreciate the system more, given his reliance on unemployment.
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    There was also something about Hillary forcing corrupt Africans to pay Elizabeth Warren billions of dollars to lie about Bill Clinton raping her.
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    I don't receive unemployment.
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    Benefits ran out?
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    That would be me.

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  6. gul

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    I am so going to enjoy watching this Republican civil war.
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    D'oh!! Goddamned unintended pun!!! :doh:
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

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    Hillary Clinton- the perfect cure for any possible Republican dissension
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    If AR is like most "right to work" states, one can't draw unemployment for being fired.
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    You can if your former employer does not protest.

    My former employer did not protest.
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    So, your benefits ran out.
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    This guy is almost as bad as Trump. No way I'd vote for that ticket.
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    I'd make a sexual assault joke out of this, except the evidence is so small.
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    Trump cancels planned announcement in the wake of Nice attacks.
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    Which is why so many prominent Republicans are skipping the convention altogether?
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    List them.
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    Sen. Marco Rubio (Florida)
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    Geez , you know you're on another planet when you're too crazy for Sarah Palin.
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    Maybe. I doubt he can spell "aubergine" though.

    Or know what it is.
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    Do we have a "no true Scotsman" smiley?
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  23. Dayton Kitchens

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    Are you seriously denying Hillary Clinton was from Chicago?
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    You're pretty much saying that people from Little Rock aren't real Arkansasians.
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    I didn't say that. I said they are elitists. Noted Arkansas columnist John Brummet back in the 1990s IIRC once advanced the idea that the people in Little Rock were the ONLY true Arkansans (Arkansasians indeed........).

    He said that southwest Arkansas identifies heavily with Texas. South central Arkansas identifies heavily with Louisiana. Western Arkansas feels closely connect to Oklahoma............and you can go around the geographic areas of the state but you get the idea.

    Little Rock is the only largely Democratic Party area of the state left. Eastern Arkansas (the Delta) used to be fanatically Democratic thanks to the presence of so many African Americans.

    But now most of the African Americans have self segregated into the larger towns and cities leaving a vast number of small, all white towns that turn out en masse to vote for whoever knows the Koch brothers.
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    I thought you said you weren't fired, just let go? ;)
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Ha ha. Dayton gets owned as usual. :lol:
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    Like daring to call herself Hillary Rodham?
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    That'll show them. :yes:
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    Your vote is tied to who you want as a judge on the Supreme Court, and a democrat is never going to put forth that kind of person.
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