Obama cuts off Hawaiians' access to imported fisting guards

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Kommander, Aug 27, 2016.

  1. Kommander

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    I don't know what a "fisting guard" is, but it sounds important. Fisting can be dangerous if done improperly, and if there's a guard for such things, it's probably best if people have access to them.

    Typically, latex gloves are used in group sex settings to be extra safe about things, I guess those could be fisting guards. Why would Obama do such a thing? Latex gloves have so many uses.
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Playtex Living Gloves - so flexible you can pick up a dime! That said, how/why is there a dime all up in somebody before/during/after the fisting fun? :chris:Maybe one of you hip, swinging youngsters can explain this to me. :damnkids:

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  3. Chuck

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  4. The Original Faceman

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    Fisting's kind of an inaccurate label. It's more like you shape you hard into a beak with your fingers as the tip. Has Obama violated our beaking rights yet?
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