I don't know what a "fisting guard" is, but it sounds important. Fisting can be dangerous if done improperly, and if there's a guard for such things, it's probably best if people have access to them. Typically, latex gloves are used in group sex settings to be extra safe about things, I guess those could be fisting guards. Why would Obama do such a thing? Latex gloves have so many uses.
Playtex Living Gloves - so flexible you can pick up a dime! That said, how/why is there a dime all up in somebody before/during/after the fisting fun? Maybe one of you hip, swinging youngsters can explain this to me.
Fisting's kind of an inaccurate label. It's more like you shape you hard into a beak with your fingers as the tip. Has Obama violated our beaking rights yet?