Thor Decides He's Sick of Rudolph's Shit

Over 300 reindeer killed by lightning strike.

Don't blame Thor. The problem is that antlers have the downside of being head-mounted lightning rods.

Perhaps they were all part of the religious right who were secretly gay?

Think of all the deer sausage.

Now with lightning.

It is pre-cooked too!

I think we're all sick of Rudolph's shit. Fucking reindeer games

I wonder what sort of seasoning is traditionally for reindeer sausage?

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The usual. Garlic, paprika, sodium nitrate, corn syrup solids, milk protein hydolyzate.

The reindeer's died, yet you survived.

Precooked!

I wish I had thought of that comment.

Norwegians are gonna have a great BBQ after that storm.