Of the ass? Cuz you can turn back if it's not of the ass. That's a thing. One of the bad kids told me.
How did they know she was a lesbian? She had lick-'er on her breath. Thank you! I'm here all week, try the veal!
Because "progress." Well, that's why some people care. The closest I come to caring is that it's because that way too many people used to care, and I'd be happy if they didn't, since that's the ideal I strive for myself.