Who doesn't enjoy a good game of internet doctor. This weeks subject, our reality impaired friend gturner. Some may say he's just a troll, and possibly so, however even if he doesn't believe the insanity he constantly posts, he still dedicates hours upon hours every single day to posting it. Place your bets on his issues here!
68-year old people do not collapse from pneumonia and recover in an hour. A college athlete would still be down. They would also be taken to a hospital because pneumonia that causes collapse is very, very serious. From the New York Times guide to pneumonia: Aspirational pneumonia: Swallowing disorders, including dysphagia. Difficulty swallowing has a variety of causes, including: Abnormalities of the muscles of the esophagus Illnesses such as Parkinson's disease -- check Neurologic disorders involving the esophagus Stroke -- check Surgical or radiation treatment for cancers of the mouth, throat, or esophagus Traumatic brain injuries -- check All of these may increase the risk of aspiration pneumonia. Dementia. The impaired vigilance while swallowing contributes to an increased risk of aspiration pneumonia. Of course Bill claimed she had the flu, and laughed at people for getting so worried about her health because people catch the flu all the time. They need to get their lies on the same page.
Careful, people. If we invite the impression that Wordforge can provide competent medical expertise, @oldfella1962 will never see a real doctor again.
Actually, the essay I wrote on the probable evolutionary biology of dark kinky sex and BDSM circulated widely on sex blogs about ten years ago. All the published authors (including a pair of married Phds) said they couldn't explain why the magic works, and were afraid to delve deeper lest the magic quits working. The "academic" consensus among the shunned academics was "Do not go past this point." Fresh off my work on sword physics, and with bizarrely violent women with code-word only clearance throwing themselves at me, one who was shuttled between the White House and Crawford Texas circulated the essay with my permission. Their fear that understanding the magic would ruin the magic were largely correct. At this point, screwing around with subs is pretty much like using a laser pointer to fuck with cats. My launching point for the essay was Briseis, loved by Achilles, and what people like her went through, and what her experiences would do to our genes over 20 or 30,000 years. It's likely that much of our ability to focus, our capacity for devotion, and a lot of other of our advanced behaviors come from the ingenious female evolutionary response to violent sex with asshole war chiefs. But we rightfully largely weeded most of those male behaviors out of the population. Unfortunately this leaves us with women without a center of focus and a bunch of men who have no clue as to what the girls hunger for, which is not surprisingly dominance over the men, which they can't consciously see or they would have reacted badly and been purged from the gene pool.
Didn't we already have one of these threads? Anyhow, shut in, pathological lying welfare bum is my guess.
I don't know if it's an ailment, but considering all the diseases he's caught from fucking gerbils, it's got to be true.
Undoubtedly true, although no one really knows knows whether he has s a medical issue resulting in a psychological compulsion to molest gerbils or whether there's just some bizarre personal preference on his part at work. gtardo is a gerbil fucker.
He's very effective at wasting all of your time. Considering how much business time is wasted (and productivity lost) due to email spam in general, it's a good thing the board isn't bigger. Heck, Federal Farmer could have graduated high school last year if he hadn't been responding.
I hear there is no cure but you can treat it by buying a shiny new pickup, guns, and beating your inbred southern girlfriend while pretending you don't have wet dreams about your bros.
Or pretending to be a cat and posting long, rambling diatribes on obscure internet message boards. Whatever works, right? I mean, girly bits aren't quite a micro-dick, but a micro-brain is good enough.
In my case a microdick would be something that would let me wear a bikini. Do try to pay attention and use the proper insults.
