Hasn't posted in 14 hours. That's most out of character. I'm worried about him. Did his KFC cooker blow up, taking him with it?
He's probably in the hospital trying to get his Trump dildo removed from his ass. Got a bit carried away.
Cosmo Kramer- And every story ends the same way "it was a one in a million shot, doc!", they never admit they're putting things up there.
Tempe, Arizona. Word is meth sales are big around those parts. My blood runs cold whenever I think about it.
He's in a deep depression from the whole George Bush thing. And Putin forgot to pay his bills this month.
I've been browsing throughout the day, but other than the Brangelina crap, there's not much happening. So I made a batch of wings with 21 herbs and spices. Still pretty tasty, and different, but nothing dramatically better. I've also had an upset stomach for a few days. Bleh.
Cooking class at the group home can be quite taxing. You should relax by posting some of your innane thoughts for the next 12 hours.
Hillary has been causing a lot of marriage difficulties. After seeing her face on a campaign poster, most men can't think about sex for three or four days without wanting to vomit.
Whereas millions of wimins have be flicking their been the minute they see a picture of the orange one, right?
Americans have far better taste than that, which is why he's had to marry immigrants to do the...er, jobs that Americans wouldn't. If you know what I mean
