HILLARY CLINTON IS A TOTAL SEX MONSTER!

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Are we sure @Ramen is joking?
  2. matthunter

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    1) the Trump mask would be an improvement.

    2) ain't enough vitamin E out there for him to achieve that sort of coverage.
  3. gul

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    it's amazing how badly you understand the concept of consent.
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    DAMN! Ramen took my bukakke idea two minutes before I did. Day late and a dollar short I guess. :( And that dollar was my money for the Hillary blow-bang bloopers reel out takes for sale on her website. I can't wait for them to make a 100 percent accurate Hillary Fleshlight! :fap:
  5. matthunter

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    It's that or he's a retard. I'd give ya 15:1 on the joke idea.
  6. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, you're the idiot. People who care about something like this already aren't voting for Clinton. People who don't care will see this as one more reason to vote, because Trump would be an unmitigated disaster, and nothing matters more than that.
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  7. Ramen

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    If the money is good, I'd be happy to pee in Hillary Clinton's butthole.
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  8. gturner

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    There's no logic anywhere at all in there.
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Will this be enough? Plenty more where that came from!

    hillary_clinton_3_dollar_bill.jpg money.jpg

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  10. Zombie

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    No U.

    There is a sizable margin of voters out there that could easily swing either way. So far it's looking good for Clinton but that doesn't mean it can't snap back Trumps way.
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    Must not.....must not....:cry:
  12. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    It won't swing over something like this. People who care about consensual sex outside of marriage are already decided. They made their decision years ago.
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  13. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    :rimshot: :ramen:

    If people aren't freaking out over her deleted emails or the people around her who know things mysteriously dying, you really think this will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

    The ones on the fence typically aren't the sex prude types. :shrug:
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  14. Zombie

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    Yes. I do think this possibly can be the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back.

    If it's accurate.
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  15. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    I agree. If the National Enquirer...NATIONAL ENQUIRER...article that says Hillary's former hit man set up sexual liaisons with men and women is true, it would be bad for Hillary...

    ...Not because of the former hit man part....because of the sex part. :rolleyes:
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    Hitman as a fixer not necessarily a killer.

    And yeah the National Enquirer is a rag but sometimes it's also a rag that gets it right. As long as the proof holds up to scrutiny you can't complain about whose publishing it. You should be asking why aren't the main media outlets on this when you know if she was a Republican they would be all over this story before the Enquirer ever had a chance to get involved.
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    No. A Hitman is someone who kills people. I thought everybody knew that.
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  19. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    Yeah...if it can be proved, it can be proved. Who's denying that?

    What?!?
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    So when the National Enquirer says "Hitman", they mean something other than "Hitman"?

    What does it mean when the National Enquirer says "A Grey Alien raped me"?
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    People sane Americans think less qualified to be President than Donald Trump.

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    This thread...

    ...is useless...

    ...

    without...

    No. I can't. I can't! someone else, bring us home. :vomit: :cry:
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  23. Shirogayne

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    Governor LePage of Maine, maybe? Poor @Diacanu And @Zel Garish probably have buttloads of stories about that guy, but from the NPR segments I hear, he's in need of lithium or a dobie or a hammer to the head. :borg:
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    LePage is a national embarrassment, and a sneak preview to what a Trump presidency would look like.
    That idiot (LePage) can't open his mouth without lying, or saying something Simpsons character level stupid, or a hybrid of the two.
    Right now, he's campaigning against our ballot measure for legal weed by lying about the effects of THC, and saying it'll be sold to kids, when the law would specifically prevent it from being sold to minors like cigarettes.
    I hate the bastard.
    The fat bastard.
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    And we all know that it's impossible for kids to get cigarettes.

    My 18-year old neighbor was smoking Garcia y Vegas and drinking Guinness when he was 16.
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    I'm still somewhat surprised he wasn't Trump's Veep choice. Trump/LePage is just such a natural pairing, the peanut butter and jelly of crazy.
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    Another Clinton accuser steps forward

    She was a reporter in Arkansas who interviewed Bill 20 times.

    She mentioned the encounter in a book she wrote in 2011, but left out the good stuff because it had a Christian publisher.
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    Hillary Clinton was caught telling GOLDMAN SACHS straight up that she's against marijuana legalization.

    https://www.google.com/amp/reason.c...-against-pot/amp?client=ms-android-tmobile-us

    She wants to keep the big pharma corporation "donations" rolling in. :lol:

    Meanwhile (a year ago)...



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    Thing is, Trump is an entertainer and knows how to put on a show. He's capable of turning it off at times. That, and he had to kiss ass to Evangelical fundies. I'd say it's too bad Pence's career will be ruined after all that, but it'll be one less asshole trying to legislate gays back into the closet, so I guess this election wasn't a complete waste.
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