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  1. El Chup

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    Why??????????!?
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    Because I think it implies that just because I've advocated a few wars that it makes me some kind of monster.

    My dad advocated plenty of wars. But thanks to a year along the 38th parallel after he was drafted, he is allowed to have those views and even have them considered respectable.
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    At least his views were formed through experience.

    Also, I suspect your dad has never been a blowhard like you, though.
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    I suspect his father has much to be respected. I also suspect that he wasn't a supportive father. I think Dayton looks up to him, and tried to match him, because he feels compelled to for whatever reason. Something I can associate with to a certain degree. I was obsessed with outdoing my father for many years.
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    I can't think of how he could've been more supportive.

    Sure he didn't like science fiction (though he did take me to see The Wrath of Khan) but that doesn't seem to be that big a deal
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    Possibly.

    I've also seen situations, though, where the youngest child in a family was a boy and because of that the parents treated him like a prince and showered more attention on him than the older sisters. Those boys grew up to be a lot like Dayton, with an overinflated sense of their own worth.
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    My youngest sister, four years older than me always complained that our parents ignored her. One of the other thing is mom and dad were immensely happier with my choice of spouse than those of my sisters.
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    They wished she had married a woman too?
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    My parents did not want their children to marry people who had been divorced
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    Well that's a shame. She's going to hell unfortunately.
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    Could be so could most all us

    But that judgement is left to God
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    If im not mistaken only a few months ago you wanted wars with North Korea, China, Russia and Iran.
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    Longer than that but that was all one war
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    Star Trek V : The Final Frontier Special Edition
    The Rockford
    James 5:16b
    Liberty Hill Church of Christ
    Officer David Shelton
    duct tape
    40th Infantry Division
    Henderson State University
    Charlie Brown
    God
    Kittens
    Puppies
    Dierks
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    In that order?
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    You know who else made lists?

    Hitler.
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    No particular order

    I can explain the significance of each if anyone wants to know

    Several are very short though a few are long and involved
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    He was also a vegetarian fascinated with architecture.

    His interest impunes neither
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    No.
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    Someone is feeling the need for abuse. It must be hard on the @Dayton3 without chup to stalk him. Perhaps @Faceman wants to take up the job.
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    Hey boy, why don't you be the new chup and follow every single post Dayton does telling him he sucks. It is clear Dayton is lonely without chup and you need practice.
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    I take it you don't know that away from these particular forums El Chup is quite pleasant to communicate with.
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    So am I, and yes I am aware of that. However you seem to be seeking abuse. You want your stalker back, and he is not coming back. You are quite the retarded one.
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    Dayton has is a serial killer.
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    Kill yourself. :midnightsuicide:
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    You should would have is kill yourself.
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    I'll take your word for it. Not all of us have experienced receiving a rim job from El Chup.
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    You first kiddo.
  30. Dayton Kitchens

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    A few explanations

    "Dierks" is my home town.

    40th Infantry Division was my dad's unit in the Korean War.

    Charlie Brown was the name of the Church of Christ preacher who baptized both me and my youngest sister in 1982.

    Henderson State University was where I obtained my Bachelor of Science degree. Same as my mother, all three of my sisters, two of my best friends, and Amy attended there for several years.

    Officer David Shelton was the senior officer of Dierks's two man police force whose quick thinking probably saved several lives one ice cold night in town back in the 1990s and he never received any recognition for it.

    God, Kittens & Puppies are probably self explanatory.
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