Batboy just recently returned from the most difficult and traumatic mission Batboy has ever faced. Batboy and Batboy's friends were largely successful in preventing a full scale rewrite of the timeline by evil scientists bent of wiping out humanity in favor of lapsed-catholic crocodile mutants. But Batboy returned only to find that despite Batboy's best efforts, things are not as things should be. For example, instead of becoming the first WWE Intergender Tag Team Champions, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump somehow ended up as the nominees for President! And you even managed to kill off both Prince AND Alan Thicke. Batboy wonders if Batboy would have been better off with the lapsed-catholic crocodile mutants. Anyway, Batboy decided to stop by Wordforge, assuming that Wordforge would be immune from the chaos. But rather than finding the rough around the edges but charmingly familial gang Batboy knows, Batboy found this half-witted mess of inept parliamentary nonsense certain individuals are trying to create. Put simply. Knock this off. Batboy is not in the mood for this shit. Let Batboy break a few points down. 1. This gturner character appears to be a total asshat. The Wordforge Batboy knows would have long since chewed up and spit out such a poster. Instead, this individual appears to have sent half the Board running for safe spaces. If Wordforge is incapable of surviving a troll assault as lame as gturner's without resorting to rule modifications and bans, Wordforge needs to shutter the doors. 2. Any individual tossing around N-Bombs as a means of "protest" or trolling is unworthy of this place and the history behind Wordforge. Batboy could come up with better, more creative, and actually effective methods of inducing a course correction while coming off a three day applesauce and cricket bender. 3. Batboy is having a very difficult time finding any individual involved in this mess lacking a degree of fault for something. Batboy suggests everyone put the egos aside, take a time out, think about how the individual has contributed to this mess, and resolve to be better than a lapsed-catholic crocodile mutant. In sum, Batboy strongly suggests everyone knock this shit the hell off, hit the reset button, and realize that sometimes the immediate solution is not the correct solution. Now if you'll excuse Batboy, Batboy feels the need for an applesauce and cricket bender.
I have some doubts that this guy even really exists, since I've begun to question the journalistic integrity of the Weekly World News (combined with my general lack of confidence in MSM). But if he *does* exist, I've good reason to believe he wrote a treatise (or was it a bar exam study guide?) for Civ Pro, which is not something casually undertaken, never mind accomplished. Of course he's not going to 'hang' around here for long.
Batboy is correct that we would once have chewed up and spat out gturner, but Batboy has also missed the sad decline of some of our once intelligent and ornery posters into total fuckheads. I attribute this to the insectoid menace, or possibly bootleg cider.
maybe it's a typo and BB needs a blender for his applesauce and cricket smoothies? I mean, it sounds like something bats would eat.
