Where's Teh Baba?

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I am not really sure where all the confusion lies. Men orgasm more because it is just easier for men to orgasm. Straight women orgasm less because most men are done after orgasm, and that might be only a minute or so.
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    The solution is for women to bang other women :yes:
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  4. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    When a woman is with a man, she's traditionally more passive. Passivity is the problem that lesbians and bi's don't have. I tell my lovers all the time: it's your body; I'm not a magician. You need to touch yourself regularly to find out what you like. (Research shows that women who masturbate cum more easily during sex.) You need to take more control during sex and/or instruct me on how to please you better, because I'm very receptive to that.
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  5. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Baba is being indefinitely detained by VOICE.

    He requested Tricia Helfer as his counsel.
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  6. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Emilia Clarke as counsel.
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Here.
    http://wordforge.net/index.php?thre...lyanne-conway-file-false-rape-charges.112545/
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  8. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    read it anyways
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    babajoose
    baba joose
    baba joose?
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  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    You had to f**kin' ask.
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  11. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    All of that seems pretty basic, son. :shrug:
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not always - sometimes I wish I could orgasm quickly! :yes: Generally it takes a minimum of 20 minutes for me, sometimes much longer. I'm sure science has a "syndrome" named for that somewhere.
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  13. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    From what I've read and experienced, foreplay and oral sex lead to more orgasms for women. For lesbians having sex, those 2 are their only real avenues. Men typically just want to stick it in and be done.
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  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    you'd think, right?

    I dunno though... I tend to attract women who are fairly comfortable and... let's call it "assertive"... with their sexuality.
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  15. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I've met a passion party coordinator who has done parties for women upwards in their fifties who have never masturbated because they were taught to wait for a man :shrug:

    As silly as Sex and the City seems now, there's a reason why it was seem as so....shall we say enlightening to many. :soma:
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That is possibly the saddest sentence I've read all day. :(
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  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Which is the sad part: that 50 year old women have never masturbated or that there's a job title of Passion Party Coordinator?
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  18. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'm not a female, so maybe it works different for y'all...but how do you get to be in your 50s without masturbating?

    I've talked to a couple of girlfriends about it and both of them started doing it pretty late--18 or 19--so I figure it must not be as obvious for women. But 50?!? I would think they would've discovered it by accident by that point...

    Because us guys have got it down to an art form by the end of junior high!
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  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    My three year old has discovered it. She's can't be that special. My wife thinks it's learned behavior from what she was doing while home pregnant.
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I hate to tell you, but immigration from Essos was banned by Trump's executive order.
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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Every toddler not terrified by a religious upbringing can figure it out. :yes:
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Some women married young and, um....never had to cuz they had a guy....at least that was the excuse for one of the ladies. :shrug:
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  23. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Anna has a crush on buster.
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  24. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Especially ones that are actually men!
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    Giving TEH GHEYS rights were a mistake.
    Now TRANNIES and PEDOPHILES are trying to normalize their abnormalities emboldened by GHEY RIGHTS.

    :(
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  26. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Lurk moar
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  27. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That all started because we gave brown skinned people rights. Too bad they aren't all still dirty untouchables.
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  28. matthunter

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    Maybe these 50-year old women misunderstood the term untouchables?
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  29. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Or half-touchables, in @Megatron's case
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  30. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    That's what I do nowadays given this place is more sterilized than Intel's clean rooms.

    :(
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