Gnu Deaths Now the 7,953rd Leading Cause of Death in American Children

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    as we begin our epic toilet flush into a Third World level of functioning. :jayzus: But hey, the facts don't lie! Here are the rankings, current as of 2016.

    7,952 - bizarre gardening accident
    7,953 - gnu discharge
    7,954 - London Bridge Is Falling Down Syndrome (medical complications)
    7,955 - "boogie man" attack
    oldfella1962, Jun 27, 2017
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  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Gnu discharge? Bull shit!
    Forbin, Jun 28, 2017
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  3. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    The original No Gnu is Good Gnu show.
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    T.R, Jun 28, 2017
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Gnus don't kill people, yaks kill people.
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  5. Guffbox

    Guffbox GCPC #1

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    Wildebeests never stop killing? :(
    Guffbox, Jun 28, 2017
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