Really, really black - like Wesley Snipes black! Like just teleported in from deepest, darkest Africa with zero white motherfucker DNA. Allow me to preach on about some AC/DC song lyrics: "Back in black - so suck my sack! While ya'll down there you can lick on my crack...... Gettin' loose - on gin & juice! Fuck with me and you're gettin' a smack......" Peace out!
The only meds I take are to limit my awesomeness for the sake of public safety. Otherwise I shoot lightning bolts out of my fingers and practice my standing long jumps across the Grand Canyon and things of that nature.
Ok, so when you are sober you shoot lightning out of your hands and jump inhuman distances. You are either Mr. Fujisawa and this is el hazard or you need to take your meds so you stop hallucinating super powers. Listen to your nurses. They do more than just change your diapers. They have secret magic knowledge that will........actually your hallucinations sound pretty cool. My personal recommendation is to go with it and enjoy and fuck the rest of the world. Stop taking your pills and be awesome.
Hallucinations my diapered ass! You'll have to take my word for it about my super awesomeness - my medications keep my powers within safe limits. I wouldn't even think about not taking them! Here's a bible section describing my ample greatness! They meant to say oldfella not god - it's a recurring typo! Substitute oldfella for god and you get the gist of my crazy skillz! Bear in mind I was wrestling at 150 pounds to Jacob's 180 or so. I felt bad about injuring his hip, but my camp's medical experts hooked him up with great therapy - that's the fight game for you! Genesis 32:22-32 Jacob Wrestles With God 22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak.” But Jacob replied, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.” 27 The man asked him, “What is your name?” “Jacob,” he answered. 28 Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.” 29 Jacob said, “Please tell me your name.” But he replied, “Why do you ask my name?” Then he blessed him there. 30 So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, “It is because I saw God face to face, and yet my life was spared.” 31 The sun rose above him as he passed Peniel,[c] and he was limping because of his hip. 32 Therefore to this day the Israelites do not eat the tendon attached to the socket of the hip, because the socket of Jacob’s hip was touched near the tendon.
