Well I can rest assured you aren't talking about me - I have to take long detours traveling from New Jersey to NYC because of size restrictions in the Holland Tunnel.
Dayton will have to find another dance partner - I'm not into the butt sex thing! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
I know the Arkansas education system is a bit dodgy, so I should probably inform you that this doesn't mean "the act of intimacy". Though I suspect oldfella might regard the two as functionally equivalent where you are concerned.