Should oldfella and dayton wear pink underwear in prison?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Minsc&Boo, Aug 26, 2017.

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Should oldfella and dayton wear pink underwear in prison?

  1. yes

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  2. no

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  1. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Should oldfella and dayton wear pink underwear in prison?
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  2. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Fire Walk With Me

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    I think they should go commando.
  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't know. If I did that I could probably be charged with intimidation.
  4. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Fire Walk With Me

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    Who's intimidated by a Vienna Sausage and a couple of grapes?
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    More than you would think.........

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  6. matthunter

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    Why break routine?
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I wear them already - if they don't allow to continue doing so they will hear from my lawyer!
  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Well I can rest assured you aren't talking about me - I have to take long detours traveling from New Jersey to NYC because of size restrictions in the Holland Tunnel. :storm:
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    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    No, but the two should have butt sex. As long as the vag isn't penetrated, Jesus won't be offended.
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Dayton will have to find another dance partner - I'm not into the butt sex thing! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
  11. elitirate ķnut

    elitirate ķnut Eat Shit And Die

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    Classic wordforge thread/.
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  12. matthunter

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    I know the Arkansas education system is a bit dodgy, so I should probably inform you that this doesn't mean "the act of intimacy".

    Though I suspect oldfella might regard the two as functionally equivalent where you are concerned.
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