At least he died doing what he loved...

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  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Ejected attempting to ejaculate.
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  3. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    He rubbed himself out.
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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Talk about getting caught with your pants down.
  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Did he cum... or just come?
  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Before he could come, he went.
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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Really, you do not use your cell phone when masturbating in a car. It is hard enough to drive during climax, you need to use your imagination. Also if you are going to do such things wear a fucking skirt or dress. Easy access and you do not need to worry about taking off your pants. No one is going to see you in a skirt while driving. It is also convenient if you have a piss jug to drain the lizard.

    Seriously guys, learn to use your imagination because porn is a crutch you do not need. If you can do it without porn you are never in a place where it is impossible. If you are good enough you can do it without your hands. Believe me high school was so much better when I figured that one out. Then you just need a sock to catch the fluid and any time you want you can just have a little moment of bliss. One warning, when you learn such mastery of the orgasm you do become a little less needy of a partner. Seriously, dating and trying to please some stupid fuck is a real hassle when I can just get off whenever I want. Not to mention no pregnancy scares. Just make sure to replace your socks and underwear often and you are good to go.
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    TMI....................:shep:
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  9. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    I don't know... taking off your shoe to get to your sock while masturbating to porn on your cell phone while driving seems like a prescription for calamity.....
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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Well, you can either use a sock or spray it all over your windshield and perhaps the car next to you don't pending on how long you are.
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    What does a fucking skirt look like pray tell?
  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not judging here, but maybe this can explain Tererun's occasional violent incidents with other drivers. :chris: Maybe we can't blame everything on Florida drivers - just sayin'
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Not a good time to lose one's head