Dayton: still not getting it.

As your online demonstration with a soccer ball shows!

*bump*

Definitely not getting it Mr. Bundy.

How would you know? Serious question.

If you're referring to Ted Bundy character on "Married With Children" IIRC he had the same job for more than a decade and was a pretty well known high school football star.

Plus successfully married quite a long time with two healthy children.

Ah, I confused "Al Bundy" TV character with "Ted Bundy" infamous serious killer and necrophiliac.

*toilet flushes*

It was al Bundy you moron, and you probably would not have liked him because he was a hell of a lot cooler than you and looked at pornography.

I apologize to al Bundy for getting his name dirty by associating Dayton with him.

None of which would have featured you.

You are more like the stupid guy who dated Kelly and got the spin off show.

If he dated Kelly he couldn't have been too stupid.

Yes, but if they featured me you would have beat off to me from your secret stash and then you would be gay. So you really should thank me for not turning you gay, as should most gay people.

You didn't watch the show much did yo? Btw the other character that actor played was Joey from friends.

This is exactly what would happen if Dayton and I were to fight each other:

I would not recommend the method I used in school. It involved trying to tire out and injure your opponents hands by repeatedly hitting them with your face. It seemed to work best after you started bleeding.

I did not know you were such a fag.

That most people can't kick /use it effectively once the actual scrapping starts, or that you don't have the mileage to have an informed opinion?

I didn't train myself ST.

Well, you deflected the line of questioning about practicing any martial art, mixed or otherwise. Have you or have you not ever had fighting instruction?

Your commentary on tactics so far reads as a spectator's rather than a participant's, so I'm leaning toward the former. Arm chair fighter.

Joey, from "Friends"?

I answered that upthread. My dad taught me.

that's... quaint? I wanna say.

Lee Child's fictional Jack Reacher is always surprising the bad guys by suddenly crunching their faces in with his elbows. And as usual with Child, he gives you a detailed reason why elbows are best. Don't know if this works in real life - probably helps if you're 6 feet 5 and an ex-military cop like Reacher.

Tom cruise is not six feet five. He is a short guy and the only military he was ever actually in was the sea org.

At what point does the leather jacket come in?
Asking for a friend.

I sneak up from behind people and apply the crossface chicken wing until they tap out.

Yeah - horrible casting for the movies. (Although Child didn't mind if Cruise wanted to play tough guy. Child made a mint. Who can blame him?) I hope Reacher films are cast better in the future - it's a great book series.

It looked like it might have been interesting, but i am so over Tom cruise in movies. I never really was a huge fan, but he really only has one act. That is not a problem with me as long as I like the actor and he is just an ass.