Schoolteacher Dayton K. Strikes Again...

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  1. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    ... or so I assumed the second I saw this headline!

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    I am glad to see I was wrong, though.

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  2. Rimjob Bob

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    Arkansas. :yes:
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  3. Stallion

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    That is horrific! As a parent of a 3 year old, god help the nursery employee if i found that happening to my kid!
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  4. Tererune

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    Good old dodge rock. Perhaps this was just an introduction to shirley jackson litterature?
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  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I didn't think anyone remembered that play. :lol:
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    From the police report.
    :unsure:

    The teacher doesn't seem to have been charged with anything, or fired, which I find odd.
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  7. Forbin

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    At least when somebody threw rocks at us in school, it was a teacher!
    Wonder where Mr. Bednarek is now.
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    How else are they going to learn if you don’t throw rocks at them?:ramen:
  9. Amaris

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    I'm trying to wrap my mind around where the teacher thought this was a good idea. "Children, we're going to engage in an old fashioned stoning."

    George Carlin would be proud and entertained.
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  10. Steal Your Face

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  11. Amaris

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    I have two role models: George Carlin, and Mr. Rogers.
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  12. Steal Your Face

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    No love for yo mama?
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    As Dayton brags about every time he scrapes through to be hired, there is an extreme shortage of teachers there. Given what he tells us about the shit he's done to get sacked, the bar must be low indeed.
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

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    From the OP that isn't a teaching position. It's a job at a day care center.
  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    The headline it links to says teacher. :shrug:
  16. The Original Faceman

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    Still. It seems like you’d have a hard time getting that job or an easy time getting fired.
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    That sounds like the beginning of some gay porn i would have to see.
  18. Bickendan

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    Fuck you for tainting my childhood :brood:

    Also, respond to my PM, mang :bailey:
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