And You Thought You Had a Crazy Ex

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    And, yes, Oldfella, she ain't bad lookin'.
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  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I never knew flashy was a woman?
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    cool video
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It reminds me of when I was a boy like him I used to love those black comic routines. I guess today it is not as shocking, but back in the day I used to do a mean richard pryor. The boy probably looks at chris rock the way I looked at cosby back in the day.
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    not bad looking but those eyebrows make her look like she's always asking a question. That and her texting would be lost on me - I don't send or even read texts. Granted :unuts: is sometimes a good thing, but not when it's mean spirited :unuts:.
  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    I think it was Donald Glover who said "So many men talk about crazy girlfriends, crazy ex-girlfriends.... but you don't really hear women talking about their crazy ex-boyfriends! Then I realized... those women with crazy ex-boyfriends are either in hiding or already dead." :async:
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  8. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Not bad looking, but nothing special either. Although that picture screams "whack job!" to me, so it probably shouldn't have come as a surprise to the guy...
  9. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I am sure that when they met, this is the image he had in mind, instead of the mug shot we're seeing in the newspaper (yes, this is the same woman).

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    Read that entire piece and it didn't share her number, what the fuck?
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  11. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    At least she didn't swing a lock on a chain at him. Had an ex do that to me, thankfully she missed.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I had an ex try to run me over, she also missed.
  13. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Not good...just not good....
  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Damn, my sister's ex is bland by comparison - all he did was flee the state to avoid child support.
    Of course, one of their kids then went on to marry and divorce a meth dealer who beat him up, threw appliances at him, and got him thrown in jail on the occasions he tried to defend himself.
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  15. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    I was accused of being mentally unstable by a girl once when she was breaking up with me. Does that count?

    Her solution was for me to join a church group, so I'm not entirely convinced.
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I have an uncle who at nearly sixty has no sense of personal identity outside of whatever woman he's glomped onto. To put it in perspective, he was engaged to his first wife within a month of their first date; when she died some 20 years later, he was engaged within four months. And if he happens to outlive his new wife, he'll be scouting wife #3 before they've put her in the ground. :jayzus:

    However, even he had enough backbone to end one of him many engagements when the Born Again Christian chick demanded he "humble" himself in front of the pastor and make a big show of respectability and just...no. :lol:
  17. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Married three times? You should tell @Dayton3 because your uncle is apparently three times as successful as Dayton. :yes:
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Naw, the fiancee he got engaged to right after his wife the militant athiest died was Bible chick. After her, he dated the receptionist from his grief counseling office who was trying to whoop his kids, a bi chick with five kids he paid more attention to than his own, another chick who was in the middle of a divorce and had to have been a hot mess if the court took custody away from her and at least two others before meeting the current wife (who he met a week after one of his breakups, going to the mall with my mom to buy Christmas gifts).

    All of that took place in the span of about six years. :marathon:

    Great times!
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Once, I dumped a girl in the middle of a date when she said she wanted me to go with her to church the next Sunday.
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  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Hate to say this, but he sounds like someone who can't boil water or wash his own socks. :shrug:
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  21. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Pretty much. His first wife wore the pants in the house and did...well, everything. She put up with him for as long as she did because he was one of very few people who knew of her schizophrenia and was 5 steps up from her abusive first husband, but she could've done so much better.

    Wife #2 is the exact opposite...a complete hoodrat who has to be reminded of when her kids' birthdays are coming up. :jayzus: Never had kids, probably won't ever have any, but I find it hard to think I can forget labor pains and having to push a watermelon-sized person out a hole the size of a key lime, but to each their own. :shrug:
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  22. Tererune

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    Not good is touching little kids and being terrorized by man bun Ken so talk to me when you stop doing those things Mr molester.
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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    hey, that might be my serial-marrying nephew's problem. He says he just hates to be alone, but his choices are for shit. The first was the meth-head; the second was some self-absorbed clothes hound; the latest is dying from Lupus. The last two have moved their adult kids and their spouses into his double-wide. Maybe he just feels the need to help women with problems, and when he's not able to do that, he feels like he's got nothing.
  24. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    He sounds like a beta cuck.
  25. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Good kid, huge heart, stupid about women.
    There was a point where his current fiance's daughter had a fight with her husband and she left him. So my nephew had his fiance's son-in-law living off him. :wtf:
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    At what point do you have a discussion with someone like that? It isn't healthy, and is probably a form of abuse.
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  27. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    My advice to dudes is that you don't need to be macho to attract chicks, but you shouldn't be a complete doormat, either.
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