Oh ye of little faith . . .

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  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  2. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Clearly Trump has saved us. He should tweet about his accomplishment.
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Missed again, dammit.
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  4. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    You know, @Lanzman may not be around to see it, but there's a very good chance that in just over a million years, the star Gliese 710 will essentially collide with our Solar System, and send comets from the Oort Cloud haywire for millions more years, thereby causing a very high chance that we'll be hit and possibly more than once. I've even heard it suggested that the event will be so devastating that the results will make the Late Heavy Bombardment which created our moon and much else look like childs play - and no life would survive that.
  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Looks like I screwed up the decimal point on my Armageddon spell.
  6. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Eh, by then we'll have cross-bred Twinkies with roaches
  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Tasty sugary roaches would probably be the way we learn to control them because you cannot let something that sweet run around and breed at will. No one would make money and that would not happen.then they would find a way to make a shortage of roaches
  8. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Meh...we'll have a planetary shield by then. And hyperspace. And thousands of colonies out amongst the stars.
  9. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    That would involve him tuning into a science media outlet. We know it aint happening.