Where is Your God Now?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Feb 26, 2019.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    Because this shit exists.
    See, this is why people do things like this:



    Goddamned "beer" should be considered a war crime.
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  2. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  3. matthunter

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    I will accept honey beer.

    This is an insult to my Irish blood and I will probably slay the fuckers responsible after I get done with this whiskey.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No, no, it's...

    (Edward G. Robinson)
    Where's your messiah now?
    Myaaahhh!! Myah, see?? Myaahh!!
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  5. shootER

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    :no:

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/TheTenCommandments
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  6. Amaris

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    Philistines.
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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Ok, so you are already drinking beer, or as I call it carbonated bitter piss without the goodness of piss, so why worry about some lucky charms flavor in it? You cannot ruin that which already sucks.

    leave it to beer drinkers to be angry over trying to improve something so rancid.

    All I know is my goddess does not drink beer.
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    Chaos Descending 14th Level Human Cleric

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    This is obviously another example of the Curse of the Fall.
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  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    As a kid I would have loved this beer, as an adult who now finds sweet cereals too sweet and somewhat capable of causing a gag reflex, I'll have to pass.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You cannot ask an imaginary friend to leave. You always bring them with you, just like all of your other delusional personalities.

    Does that make you feel better mr. Sybil?
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    If you drink that shit, I think you're probably used to kneeling anyway.
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    Marshmallow IPA sounds horrible. Marshmallow would work better in a stout or a porter.
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  17. Lilac

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    if fosters made a marshmallow flavor itd probably help
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  18. Shirogayne

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    Even as an adult who still likes Lucky Charms...gonna give this shit a hard pass.

    There are good craft beers out there that don't have to rape bother cereal and beer to make a sweet product.
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    speaking of horrific culinary memes, I got the idea to make marshmallow squares with sour patch kids cereal and those horrific pastel fruit flavored mini mallows, they ended up turning out surprisingly good.
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    I don't mind some of the flavored beers. This doesn't strike me as being a very good flavor for beer, though. But then, things like root beer flavored popcorn exists, so I suppose I'm not surprised.
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    I don't think any food has shocked me since chocolate Cheerios came out