The Dayton playbook

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Order2Chaos, Apr 23, 2019.

  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    True. They just banned you.
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    How can I be annoying? I don't start call out threads. I don't have duals used to troll other members. I don't insult anyone without provocation. I don't insult other members families here (despite that being a recommended course of action to me at one point).

    Yet somehow I'm the annoying one?
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  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I doubt he can coach either sport.
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  4. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Actually by law my coaching endorsement allows me to coach any and every sport provided in an American public school regardless of my experience and background.

    Including cheerleading. I'll admit that part of the Praxis II test for coaching was difficult for me as I was not well versed in the rules for Lacrosse or Crew.
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So you admit aunt Becky hired someone to take your test for you so you could pass the crew section. Does that mean that you were on the yacht of your school administrator giving him head too?
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  6. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I've never had an aunt named Becky. And I don't know of any school administrators in Arkansas who have yachts. I know of a coach at Hot Springs who got fired after using his school credit card to buy a new fishing boat but that was long ago. I later coached against him a couple of times.
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    is that why you're always looking up hill?
  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Because you didn't abort your daughter when you had the chance to prevent the furtherance of your genes.
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  9. Lilac

    Lilac Fresh Meat

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    oh my god it's like a moth to the fucking flame not only is the moth fucking stupid but also a masochist in this case
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  10. Lilac

    Lilac Fresh Meat

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    no u
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  11. Lilac

    Lilac Fresh Meat

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    since youre the one who brought up oompa loompa when no one even mentioned him you really should stop gargling his balls there really are better people you should blow if you want pubes stuck in your teeth
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  12. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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  13. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Willis always looks like he's shouting "Yes, I'm wanking up here, fuck off!" in that pic.
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