Well, At Least He Practiced Safe Sex

Man caught fucking a cow while wearing a condom.

You don’t want to get mad cow disease.

You do not want to get mad cow kick in the nuts either.

Still, cows seem pretty willing to accept a human hand in their vagina so perhaps they are too promiscuous for their own good.

You misspelled Arkansas.

this isnt how you tip a cow

She milked every last drop out of him....

Looks like @Dayton3 's donkey might have a chance for a threesome.

I believe he likes to chomp on a carrot

Quit victim shaming

In Soviet Kenya, cow milk you!

Just when it looks like you couldn't sink any lower, you somehow manage to drain a little more water out of the pool.

I’m sorry your wife Milky was offended.

And this is why we practice pasteurization, folks.

You "raw milk", hippie assholes?
You're the anti-vax of milk.
Also, man cum.
You're probably drinking some man-cum.


Pasteurize, muthafuckas!
*Mic drop*

Is this what they mean when they say, “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”?

don't worry, I am not going to molest any children so I will never reach your level of slime.