An Italian one with Roberto Benigni as Geppetto. What none of the entertainment sites mention, is Benigni was already in a Pinocchio movie in 2002 as Pinocchio! ...ugh, yeah, the new one looks better.
I was wondering if that was some sort of new annoying theater promotion like 3d vomit glasses. Lord knows after sitting for three hours next to some comic book incel fan boy who has not showered since the first Batman film you could quite possibly walk out of the theater with a few added passengers.
I'm sure people have been wondering what happened to Roberto - and after this movie tanks they will still be wondering!
Hey, be grateful I found the real actual porn so you didn't have to. When you type in "Pinocchio XXX", into Google to find it, you get fanarts that'll make you want to hide under a rock sobbing the rest of your days.
You know what's not out there, and I'm really surprised? Porn of Flo from the Progressive ads! I'm guessing Progressive's copyright/censorship cops are really on their game.
There's people out there that want to fuck everything. As I found out to my horror in my searches referenced in post 12.
Oh man, Brad Jones flipped the fuck out on Twitter the other day! Long story short, he's as big of a cunt as Doug Walker and now I've gotta cancel him, too
I don't follow him on twitter. Actually, I don't follow anyone on twitter as I don't use it. Is it anything about harboring pedos?
Naw, just the same drama about the Change the Channel shit and accusing the other contributors to Channel Awesome of encouraging fans to pull a swat raid on his grandma. I only saw the tweet in screenshots but apparently people are as pissed at him as they are with the Walkers, who wisely kept their mouths shut this time. Oh, well.
That is just stupid drama at this point. I don't do the twitter thing, but I am not going to stop watching him over some mess like that. You get that bullshit when you get fans. I was big into scenario paintball productions back in the day and even in that little niche there was toxic fandom and drama. I learned that unleashing the fans because of drama things go overboard. I got mad at my business partner during one of our scenarios and to harass him I just announced I would give some points to whoever brought me his hat. Luckily he turned the gamers energy into something, but he had bruises on his neck from where people tried to grab his hat and run and the tie didn't break. People get stupid in their fandom.
okay...the poster says it's not his nose that grows, yet his nose does appear to be growing. Unless of course that's how long it is naturally and he's so ugly that a big/bigger/biggest dick is the only thing he has going for him!