A Perfect Argument in Favor of the Death Penalty.

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  1. NotDayton Kitchens

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    What have you got against cruelty?
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    I can either stab you in the heart, or kick you in the balls for 12 straight hours. Which would you prefer?
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    It’s immoral behavior.
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    The latter of course. I'd still be alive and well
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    It’s true. You’d still have no dick.
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    Yes, it says that the system recognizes that even the worst of the worst are still human.

    It makes his incarceration more meaningful. Each and every day he is in there (which will be for the rest of his life) is a day he is imprisoned because he is still deemed to deserve it, not because the system declared him inhuman half a century before then forgot about him.
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    Never? Not even to save many more lives, as by shooting down the hijacked airliner?

    How could a State order its soldiers into battle, knowing some will be killed?
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    In your fantasy world, you are the state. That's what you wish to be, Wannabe Dictator. :lol:
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    "...and well."

    Are you sure?
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    After the first few kicks most men can't feel much.
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    So the trauma of being repeatedly kicked in an area where there are a considerable number of arteries and nerve receptors constitutes "well." Goddamn, you're going to die breathing underwater aren't you?
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    This might be the most magnificent thread derailment in the history of the internet.
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    Dayton disagrees with basic biology, news at 11.

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    Damnit, I got notDaytoned.
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    I thought everyone here would be lauding me for being willing to give up advocating the death penalty.
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    No, you didn't. You just thought you'd found another way to wind people up.
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

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    I really would prefer getting positive reps (if I get any at all) instead of negative ones. Despite what you think I do want people to agree with me and support me.
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    As long as you have that bullshit signature, I wouldn't give two shits if you never got another posrep again. You're here to troll, because anyone dumb enough to behave like you do and genuinely feel that way all of the time? You'd have to pause your breathing in between keystrokes, or you'd black out.
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  20. Dayton Kitchens

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    What's wrong with the signature?
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    When you give up advancing the death penalty and would replace it with basically torturing people, you’re not going to be praised for that.
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    You know what i mean, stop being so intentionally obtuse :dayton:
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    Why do you equate solitary confinement with torturing people?
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    I'll sweeten the deal. Given inmates a choice between lifetime solitary confinement or the death penalty. Of course by being given this choice they have to agree to forego any future appeals.

    Should save money
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    Solitary confinement for life would be drive anyone insane and would probably lead them to kill themself or worse.
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    Most people would chose the death penalty, so not a really a choice.
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    By all accounts, it drives people crazier than they already were.
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    I'm guessing that Joseph Cotton's words in this scene will be lost on you



    No doubt you'll identify with Welles as Kane, forgetting that he's not the hero of the movie.

    Your problem is, not that you'll listen to me, is that you think you've got it all figured out. That you're right about everything, and that if people would just listen to you, everything would be okay. That's not the case, though. That's not the case with anyone. While all of us have figured out some things, we don't have it all figured out. If we're smart, we recognize that and we listen to people who tell us we're wrong, because we know that they just might be right about it. But not you. No, you think you're the only sane person in a world gone mad, and so you don't listen to people when they point out something you've said or done is wrong. Because you don't think that they know what they're talking about. How could they? If they were smart, you tell yourself, they would agree with you.

    The reality, however, is quite different. But you'll never know this because you're unwilling to entertain for a second the perspective of anyone else.
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  30. Steal Your Face

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    It makes @Dayton3 happy that solitary confinement would drive people insane.