Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Really? We can't afford NOT to at those prices! You think they'll take monthly payments?

Here's one way to generate a crowd: Fill it with people who have to choose between attending your campaign event and not getting paid.

https://www.post-gazette.com/busine...-attendance-pay-overtime/stories/201908160113

The greatest economy in history, I tells ya!

He sat still that long?

The very stable genius chucking a tantrum because he was told no.

And pretending the entire idea was his all along.

Any bets on which country he'll try to buy next?

I'm past the point of thinking that the GOP will quietly call the men in the white coats, but can at least some of them start to contain him a little more? The occasional "Technical Difficulties" every time he opens his mouth on-air might help.

Either $ or blackmail.

Man, Twitter hasn't held back:

I have to admit.

If Donald Trump keeps this up I might be forced to write a letter to several science fiction magazines criticizing him. I mostly agree with his actions but I loathe the fact that he is divorced.

Somehow adding the surname makes it much easier to process the Not bit. Perhaps you could try NotDayton NotKitchens?

Or Dayton Bathrooms?

It's an auto naming routine as you can tell by the lack of change request in the help forum. Maybe notNick can work on it.

Also check the avatar conversion routine while you're at it.

Glorious.

@Paladin / @oldfella1962 / @Zombie yer man throws the toys out the pram and cancels his Danish visit because he is told in no uncertain terms that he csnt buy Greenland

Interesting that he previously said Greenland wasnt at the top of the list of things to discuss, but now that its off the table suddenly he doesnt want to make the trip.

Cant make it up.

@Dayton Kitchens is packing his bags for the rapture as we speak.

I don't believe the end times will occur during my lifetime. Probably not in my childs or her childrens (if she has any) lifetimes.

Three days still ain't much notice.

Or because even you are aware the rapture is a lie. Of course, if you don't believe it is a lie that would mean you are aware you are not getting raptured.

Trump retweeted a post saying Israelis love him like he's the Second Coming of God.

Jews don't believe in the Second Coming...

His wife doesn't even believe in the First.

I'm pretty certain "rapture" is not even mentioned in the New Testament.

Your knowledge of the bible is inherently faulty and minimal so we are not going to go on your opinion.

Well now that he has declared himself the second coming of God and they still don't see it, its doubtful they ever will.

Maybe god's cum is orange?

He really can't handle it when women say no to him.