Finally you offer up a good discussion. If there is a heaven as per the christian bible there is a possibility he might get there. However, I think repentance for your sins is important and also getting rid of that pride and not being judgmental. My thought is @Dayton Kitchens does not make it there because the christian god is not a complete dumbass if he exists. Dayton's attempts to excuse his anti-christian actions and rhetoric are probably going to fall short when judged by an omnipotent person. Dayton is well aware of his screw ups and bullshit as we can see he clams up when he thinks a higher authority is on his ass. This is why I don't think dayton actually believes in god. If dayton believed in an all powerful being who knew everything he did and every thought in his head dayton would know he would never make it into heaven. Religion is just a tool for dayton to use to beat other people up with.
None of us are going to heaven, because we're already there. This is it MOFOs, it doesn't get any better! Seriously though, how on Earth (see what I did there?) could any God incapable of getting the mortal plane to work properly or keep his angelic minions from vandalising it actually guarantee a paradise in the afterlife? What if the same shit happens there?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha HA HA ha ha ha HA HA HA! Ha! No.
Jesus came over today to play Smash Bros, he said no. Also the key to happiness is making other people happy and Shirley Temple killed JFK.
