Thanks Ohio! I don’t ever want to hear another Alabama joke...

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ancalagon, Sep 11, 2019
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  2. Tererune

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    Good, but in AL you can legally buy hookers for a broken washing machine and some roadkill.
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    And then trade it for meth.
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I think meth grows naturally in AL.
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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  6. tafkats

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    Far be it from me to pass up an opportunity to dump on Ohio ... but the way you know it's not Alabama is that she said "he's mad because he can't get with me."
    tafkats, Sep 12, 2019
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  7. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    I'm in Ohio but that video is a few years old. However, it's a pretty good representation of the rural areas.
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  8. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Ever is a long time, Anc. Saban is only mortal . . .
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  9. Ancalagon

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    Ahh, I just saw ABC 7 Chicago and didn’t watch the clip (only read the blurb). Ok, Texans are dog fuckers and not people in Chicago.
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  11. Amaris

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    It is indeed accurate.
    Amaris, Sep 12, 2019
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  12. Ten Lubak

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    The heart wants what it wants :wub:
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  13. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    yes I heard about this on the John Boy & Billy radio show "Dumb Crook News" segment.
    oldfella1962, Sep 12, 2019
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