Vogon poetry is terrible. It's almost as bad as Livejournal poetry, or that poetry book that Jewel wrote. A poemflake is one who writes shitty poems without substance, and is not a word I made up just now. Look it up on Urban Dictionary if you don't believe me. I dare you to look it up on Urban Dictionary!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poemflake I told you people it was a real word. I'm only posting the link now because of budget constraints, not because I created the entry on Urban Dictionary right after I made this thread and it took time for them to create an entry. Also, if everyone could just ignore that it was submitted by someone named "Kommander," that would be great.