Squat Cobbler

I am nervous about clicking on links that could lead me to 2 girls one pie.

Could you at least explain squat cobbler for those of us who are afraid to look it up.

I don’t know what I just watched but it scares me.

Still not clicking on a link until I get a description.

Turdrun seems a perfect squat cobbler. Well, he is certainly the result of someone squatting and taking a shit.

"everybody needs a hobby" as they say!

Weird, I was just talking about this Friday night. Someone at the event I was at mentioned sitting on cakes and called it an "obscure fetish," and I said "What? That one's so mainstream it was on Better Call Saul."

That's the Emotional Vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.

Curiosity went down a hole the cat was not expecting and ended up in butt pie.

ok, so that is a thing.

That folder in my brain of things I did not need to know is really getting big due to the internet. Have fun, Don't let me stop you.

On a related note squat lobster is actually pretty good though I prefer regular lobster.

Sorry, I'm with others on being wary of the link, but is this actually a thread about people shitting into pastry or do I need to adjust my meds?

I was not aware of this.

It was better that way.

No, no one's shitting on pastry. Just sitting on it and wiggling around, and maybe crying.

Well, there are almost certainly people who are into shitting on pastry, but that's a different thing and not going on here.

...yet.

So, er, why?

Why are people into stuff like that? Why are people into anything? We don't kink shame here.

Why are we talking about it? Because @ed629 started this thread, so ask him.

Why are we talking about sitting on pies and not shitting on them? Because the thread is about one thing and not the other. If you want to talk about shitting on pies, talk about shitting on pies, then the thread will be about both.

Why was this in a Better Call Saul episode? An idiot prescription drug supplier was robbed by real drug dealers and called the police, like an idiot, because they also stole his baseball cards. The police found a loose baseboard while investigating the robbery where Idiot hid pills and suspected the robbery was about drugs, so they made up a story about Idiot making and selling fetish videos to explain his hidey-hole, the robbery, and why he was suddenly buying things he can't afford with his "access to pills job" salary. I think, anyway. That was a season one episode and I haven't watched it since shortly after it aired. Or maybe it was season two. It was one of the seasons...

It was season 2, episode 2.

Anyway, was binging through BCS, and almost forgot about the "squat cobbler", until I started watching the episode "Cobbler". Afterwards, wanting to see if there was anything by Vince Gilligan about that episode, did a search. And came across the actual squat cobbler video, which didn't and did surprise. Wasn't surprised because AMC has done short videos for BB and BCS. I was surprised that the actor Mark Proksch actually did the video. And the Aaron Paul video was funny to go along with Peaches and Beaches.

And I so want to believe his tears of humiliation are real.