https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/w...-to-ignite-franklin-lakes-church-fire/780472/ Some douche burned down a Catholic church and school in my old home town. A lot of my neighbors went to school at Most Blessed Sacrament (MBS!) when I was a kid, and we shared a bus stop every morning. In a strange twist of cosmic coincidences, my wife was in the school/church parking lot last night, trying to figure out where the country club where her company Christmas party was (it's diagonally across the intersection), just a few hours before the fire. Pretty sure she had nothing to do with it. Not sad the douche was burned by his own match.
Now they can cover an Elvis classic and tweak the lyrics to say "just a hunk, a hunk of burning church....just a hunk, a hunk of burning church...."