If I wanted America to fail...

....I'd force paper companies to have to jack up the price of toilet paper, and then damn the timber industry.

....I'd place environmental restrictions on soap factories, making it almost impossible for them to function, and then twiddle my thumbs and whistle as Project Mayhem makes soap out of liposuction ass-fat.

...and then, I'd go on messageboards, and tell everyone to wash their ass.

In short, I wouldn't change a thing.

You at least got that part right.

America has failed. We've gone beyond the brink, and the nation we once knew is dead. Things are just going to get worse, or change into something different. But we can never go back, it's too late for that.

<- Doo eeet.

More importantly, who's that in Black Dove's avatar?

Yeah, I was gonna say...

Her name is Sandiee Peters. She's a psychic/medium I met in Gettysburg last month. She is just as stunning in person, too. When she first walked into the hotel conference room I was on the other side of 300 people, and she took my breath away. Naturally beautiful woman.

Ah, so another "paranormal" nutbag, but much prettier than Blackdove.

Well, at least you can get on the search for the ghost of America now!

I'd put Diacanu in charge!

I'll bet she's psychic in that she definitely knows what I'm thinking right now.

I suppose one could ask her, "Do you believe in the hereafter?"

And when she replies in the affirmative, you say, "Then I'm sure you can believe what I'm here after!"

Sure does know how to accentuate the attributes to advance her cause.

That will be easy. I have to look no further than the Constitution. You know, that ancient document that our leaders swore to protect, and that they piss on every day?

Elect enlist person for president.

Psychic/medium? Then guess what I'm holding in my hand, lady.

BTW it's more than a "medium" if you get my drift.

Every guy says it and most of 'em are full of crap.

Statistically, they'd have to be.

I would replace them all with hemp products

Well, dicky was right about toilet paper being our Achilles heel.

*Bask, bask, bask*

*Strut, strut, strut*

This is what Dickynoo was doing with his days in April 2012. Meanwhile, his parents were at work telling co-workers they still had hope that he would find a job and move out.

Any thread title with "Fail" brings Flashy running...

then Flashlight will be running like Forrest Gump if Biden gets elected!

As he has been since trump and little bush was.

Why Don’t You Get a Job? That was Americanna.

Kind of a porker, no?

Well hey there Margaret! Did you convince Worm Boy to take you off ignore?

It's been a while since I checked on the sales figures for Preternatural, I'm surprised those rights haven't been optioned yet.

Just reminding him that he can't buy the board will get his legs and (tear ducts) a pumpin.

When's the last time you got a paycheck via gainful employment?

Who are you talking to?