An anti-gay Hungarian politician has resigned after being caught by the police fleeing a 25-man orgy through a window
I didn't click the link, but I'm going to guess his excuse will be that he was doing research of some type. Regardless depending on how you interpret the wording it could lead you to think that the police were fleeing the 25-man orgy! Bet one of them was the cop from the Village People, or maybe Reno 911.
Republicans aren't hungry is a better phrase. Seriously, every GOPper I've ever seen looks like they raided the pie store. Mitch is a bit emaciated due to the Dark Side draining his life Force, but he's still got hamster cheeks.
Now I'm waiting for the 2020 edition of RotS where instead of the reflected Force lightning scarring Palpatine during his fight with Windu, he transforms into Mitch McConnell instead. And a 2020 version of ESB and RotJ to match.
Good question! This would make a great "word problem" for an elementary school math class! It sure beats the "train leaves New York headed south at 45 miles-per-hour" bullshit!