Anc has some explaining to do

Giant wooden penis statue goes missing from Bavarian village

They should have asked before erecting a statue of my penis or failing that responded to my lawyers’ letters.

I bet this is where it ended up.

This is how you do a callout thread

Eh, this is likely to be the last post. We’ve had call out thread that were several hundred posts.

DAMN! Talk about a "woody" huh?

What's the deal with the long haired white guy in the pics? Is he worshipped because he broke past the seemingly impossible 4 inch mark?

Usually bitching about the stupidity of callout threads

Um, yeah, Anc did it. True story.

*whistles nonchalantly*

I don't think it's gonna help you sell squatty pottys

Who needs help? Those things practically sell themselves.

Have you tried one? They're amazing: squattypotty.poop/real_affiliate_link/KommanderPoopyPants.html

Does it come with a unicorn that shits ice cream?

No. The ice-cream-shitting unicorn stays with me.

Actually, I think they do sell unicorn plushies, but I doubt they shit ice cream.

they stole it for the bavarian creme