For our resident karen Garamet

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    One two nina's coming for your old white guy.



    Looks like Bernie passed the flame, and it is being carried by a progressive black woman.

    I am going with nina and she is coming for the dem party. You Biden Bootlickers are getting no quarter.
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  2. Torpedo Vegas

    Torpedo Vegas Fresh Meat

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    It sounds like you're giving this woman a whole lotta love. Whatever, ramble on.
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  3. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Yeah, but them boots are tasty.
  4. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    She seems to be an administrative nightmare. Impractical is the kindest thing I can think of to say about her.

    Scroll down to career on the national stage with note of Our Revolution.

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  5. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Skad-zillionth garamet callout thread*

    Translation- *Valentine's heart with a hunting knife stabbed into it* (Caption underneath reads "Why don't you laaahhhve meeee?!?!?! :pwease: Whyyy-hy-hy-hyyyy!?!?! :sob:")

    :dayton: :no:
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Flashy started 14 of them. @Tererun's got a lot of catching up to do.
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    From the Biden's Cabinet thread:

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    @Tererun :nyer:
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  9. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    It's like the GOP are trying to tell us basic decency is a BAD thing.
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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    @Tererun's terrified that Biden wants to smell her hair. If she voted at all, she voted for Jo Jorgensen.
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The “master troll” strikes again.:stfu::itsokay::diaf:
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  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a11850/chocolate-pie/

    Chocolate Pie

    Ingredients
    1whole
    pie crust, baked and cooled (or can use Oreo or graham cracker crust)
    1 1/2 c. sugar
    1/4 c. cornstarch
    1/4 tsp. salt
    3 c. Whole milk
    4 whole egg yolks
    6 1/2 oz. weight bittersweet chocolate, chopped finely
    2 tsp. vanilla extract
    2 tbsp. butter
    Whipped cream, for serving
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    Directions



      • Combine the sugar, cornstarch, and salt in a medium saucepan. Stir or whisk together.
      • Pour in milk and egg yolks, and whisk together.
      • Stir over medium heat until the mixture just barely comes to a boil and becomes thick, about 6-8 minutes (maybe less, maybe more; just watch it!) The second it starts to bubble and thicken (note: It should be thick like pudding!) remove it from the heat. Add the chocolate, vanilla, and butter, and stir until everything is beautifully combined.
      • Pour the pudding into the pie crust (if there is extra, spoon it into small dishes) and place in the fridge to chill for 4 hours uncovered.
      • Cut into slices and serve with whipped cream!
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  13. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Real chocolate pie is made with cocoa and topped with meringue. :bailey:
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Am I the only one who's gonna note the missing comma for "our resident Karen, garamet"?
    Without the comma, it's all one name.
    "Karen Garamet".
    Karen Garamet sounds like a broad in a quirky novel about a wacky neighborhood who thinks she's an investigative reporter, but she's really just a QAnon whacko trying to find lizard people.
    Then she finally finds that RL guy who's tattooed his skin snakeskin, and has a bifurcated tongue....and she marries him.

    Hey...this is good shit, why am I giving this away for free?
    *Pastes it into a notepad for later*
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  15. Daedalus12

    Daedalus12 Il Capitano

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    I have to say, Nikki Haley vs Kamala Harris would be a good election to watch in 2024 assuming Joe retires.
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Sloppy writing is the least of @Tererun's failings.
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  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Flailings?
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  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^:techman:

    I was thinking of asking if we had a new poster named karen Garamet. That trick always sent Flashy into paroxysms. Hmm... :thinking:
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  19. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Pssst! ;)
    *Slips garamet a slip of paper under the door*

    (Paper reads..)
    Say this! :polarslam2:

    Yes, I know of Karen. :rolleyes:
    She's my evil Trump-voting identical cousin.
    I hate her.
    She's the pits.
    And her house is ugly.
    And her cooking looks and smells like puke.
    And her kids are horrible little pricks.
    And the name confusion has ruined my rating with Visa and Mastercard.
    I'll be glad to someday hear of her demise.
    :brood:
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    STEP 1: WHAT YOU NEED

    Things You'll Need:

    2 cups flour

    1 cup water

    2 cups salt

    Bowl

    Spoon

    Red food coloring

    Green food coloring

    Waxed paper



    I chose this recipe because it is very simple and has lots of items that are very easy to get and probably already have most of them!


    STEP 2: STEP 1, 2 & 3
    1 Combine the flour, water and salt into a bowl.
    2 Stir the mixture well with a spoon.
    3 Add in five drops each of red and green food coloring. Since red and green are complementary colors, they will create brown when they are combined equally.

    STEP 3: STEP 4, 5 & 6
    4 Stir the mixture well to incorporate the food coloring throughout the dough.

    5 Place the dough onto a sheet of waxed paper.

    6 Use your hands to roll the dough.

    STEP 4: STEP 7 & 8
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    7 Allow the dough roll to air-dry completely. As it dries, the dough will crack slightly, which will make it resemble poop even more.

    8 Once dry, you can fake out your friends and family with the pretend poop.
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