The 2022 Random Meme Thread

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  1. Uncle Albert

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    Try again with the remaining 99.9999% who aren't victims?
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    Giving someone with 6 kids a condom is a bit like closing the barn doors after the horse has bolted. and doesn't help the situation at all.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Neither does cranking out a horde of hellspawn you can't support.
  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    There was the time we bought our mom a dildo.

    There used to be this mail order magazine that advertised a bunch of different stuff in it. Household small appliances, shoe stretchers, travel kits, etc.. There was also an ad for a personal massager. It was advertised as good for soreness, muscle aches, back aches, to us kids being between eight and twelve we had no idea.

    So we filled out the order form that came in the magazine. We ride our bikes to the Circle K to get a money order. We sent in the order, it came in about a week or two before my mom's birthday, which was in summer, so we could check the mail everyday until it came in. We wrapped it up for her birthday. She opened it but didn't really say much except that it was nice. My father kind of laughed and coughed, we never saw it again after that.
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  5. Jenee

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    That doesn't support the idea that taking a miserly given quarter from her and buying a condom is supposed to help.
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  7. Jenee

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    bananas were 78 cents a pound in 1833!!?!

    The below calculator only goes back as far as 1913. :(

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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Do you think that’s a real color photograph from 1833?
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Color photographs weren't invented until the 1890s, which is a clue that it's a joke photo. :lol:
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  10. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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  11. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Because the universe never throws anyone a curve ball that fucks up their life through no fault of their own. :dayton:
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  12. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Radagast ist worst doctor bad joke. When i waws a kid only thing i let my mother watch was doctor who and max headrom
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  14. Uncle Albert

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    Therefore we should assume everyone is a helpless victim of circumstance, and never responsible for their own bad decisions.
  15. Minsc&Boo

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    Dayton rand paulare at teh door unmasked we exepect uncle abert to get rid of them
  16. 14thDoctor

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    Sure, sounds good to me. Social safety nets for all, no refusing anyone basic assistance to satisfy some weird moral standard of "worthiness" like the food bank is Thor's hammer or something. :yes:
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  18. Minsc&Boo

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    lanzman is datron below the stabard like dave syverson.
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    lanz did you watch rome.
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    Caption was "When winter isn't done fucking you."
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    Is dayton commie?
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