We Got Us a Big Ol' Convoy

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Feb 23, 2022.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    By golly, it's clean clear to Flagtown.
    One of my cow-orkers was expounding upon this today. I could only stomach hearing some of the shit that he was saying. Part of it involved the government going door-to-door and confiscating gun, that the reason you need a booster shot for the COVID vaccine is so that you don't get AIDS (go too long between vaccinations and you automatically get AIDS), the trucker convoy is going to do "something," and what we're seeing now is the fulfillment of a Masonic conspiracy that was mapped out when the country was founded.
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  2. Bickendan

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    Fun fact: I-495 clips a .1 mile corner of DC along the I-95 overlap on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge. Imagine if a DC cop were to wait there for him to go by and light him up...
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

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    Dont we have a missile defense system to take care of this? Weren't we prepared to shoot down airplanes on 9/11?
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  4. Steal Your Face

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    Who let that Canada goose in?
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  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
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    Anoint your mob with a virtuous-sounding name and you are immune to criticism, right? Or does it also require the ritual immolation of a convenience store or something?
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    I have to laugh a bit because I have driven the DC beltway, and it was pretty stopped most of the day. I get what they are doing, but it is also the beltway. It just stops and jams up on it's own. The delays will be longer, but DC gridlock is already there. Why don't you go stop traffic in the manhattan tributaries? Come on down here and stop some traffic in miami on I-95. It is a day ending in Y so you are going to have to leave early because there is going to be an accident and it would be terrible if your gridlock protest was stopped because you could not get there.
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  10. Tuckerfan

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    One other thing that the cow-orker said was that the Chinese don't vaccinate their military.
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    UA watching "Alien vs Predator"- They're both just as bad, but the Predator is worse because he has a laser!! :shakefist:

    Me- :calli: That's not how equivalence wo...

    UA- Predator. Is. Worse. :bailey:
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  12. Steal Your Face

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    That’s an outright lie.
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    Two people so far hate Freedom. For shame.
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    The only truck that genuinely fights for freedom said it was the right of all sentient beings. None of these fucks qualify.
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    /thread.
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    I’d be on the lookout for pro-Putin swag in this convoy.
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    I did just realise that could offend Pipes, Ultra Magnus and Huffer. Sorry guys.
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    Some people have way too much time on their hands
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  19. Tuckerfan

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    Weren't the ones that caused property damage charged? Weren't over 10,000 perps arrested?
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    Remember a long time ago when you suggested (in jest of course) what you might do to protestors blocking traffic?

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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    we've seen for at least the last 20 years that tossing "FREEDOM" in front of everything from convoys to fried potato seems pretty catchy...
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    "Cobra Chicken"

    so very true, as every Canuck learns by the time we're seven.
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    I bet it's just a coincidence that these idiots have chosen this exact time to cause some domestic headaches. No way they're being used by Russians intelligence to distract the federal government while Putin slaughters innocent Ukrainians. The Republicans would never be such willing dupes. :bergman:
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    Convoy leader gets lost on the way to DC and decides to go home. (No shit.)
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    Russiagate !
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  27. Tuckerfan

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    What's funny is that I posted this *before* seeing FF post it in another thread.