Happy Thanksgiving

For folks who celebrate the one true Thanksgiving, have a great long weekend!

Gobble gobble!

(Sorry... that noise was Federal Farmer's mom, not a turkey.)

It’s sweet how you think Canada is a real country.

actually, it was Fed's mom gobbling me

Hey, most of you guys still believe the US is not only part of the first world, but leads it.

Much like Canadian men, Canadian holidays always come early.

perhaps... but it's worth noting that Canadian women enjoy a higher degree of parity than their US counterparts.

Isn't fake Thanksgiving on Monday?

Well, I do have to admit I am thankful I do not live in a godforsaken freezing hellscape of snow and ice. The duh is a bit warm and run by a trumpist dictator, but the one thing it does not have is snow.

Oh, and the duh does have an easily functioning DMV and a traffic court that you can zoom into and dismisses your tickets if you oversleep and miss the zoom time. That is not to mention their state health care system which beats the everloving shit out of health insurance. If we could just vote out rubio, scott, and desantis the state might actually become great. Good thing we all can easily get mail in ballots and never have to show up to the polls.

Right we're deporting you to Greenland. Or Antartica. We'll let you choose

Either one would suffice as long as it doesn't have an internet connection.

You do know elon is fixing that problem. After he is done losing money on twitter I will ask him if he wants to buy WF for a few billion so he can unban Dayton and Castle.

Is there the same woke controversy over native people's displacement surrounding Canadian Thanksgiving? Asking honestly.

How to make pumpkin pie.

No you aren't lol