Here's what Uncle Albert & Bill Carson look like IN REAL LIFE:

@Uncle Albert


@Bill Carson

I can live with that.

I'm sure Jenee is pleased with the implication that she's Princess Peach.

Long before I ever met Uncle Albert, I always chose Peach in Mario Karts or other games with characters to choose. Take that for what you will.

I take only that you had shit taste in videogames (sorry, never liked platformers, racers or co-op).

Peach was one of the few playable female characters of her day, so Nintendo does at least have that in their favour.

I'm loving Jedi: Survivor and its predecessor, but I always maintained they could have allowed you to choose the PC's sex. Even with the romance in the second game, it's already been established in spinoff media that your love interest is pansexual, so it'd still work.

Sure, you paid to get the guy from the Gotham series to play the hero, but you coulda paid a bit less and got just as decent an actor, as WELL as an actress.

Well, like music and coffee and all the other bullshit reasons people need to feel better about themselves, I'm not a gaming snob. I like all kinds of games. including occasionally Mario Kart. My current game is Fallout 76. I tend to stick with on game until I master it, then move on. Jedi Survivor is on my wishlist on my Steam account. I may or may not get that prior to ... Starfield(?) a space game my teenage son wants me to try.

What sort of PC spec do you have? Jedi Survivor is great but does have some issues right now - you'll need to turn off a lot of graphics options (even the opening cutscene stuttered like fuck till I did) and even then some areas will lag a bit. For the most part, it's working well and the cutscenes still look good. But be aware of it - there's quite a few guides online as to what settings to use.

Looking forward to Starfield as I love Elder Scrolls and hoping this'll be that in SPAAAACEEE. I was let down a bit by Outer Worlds.

UA and I got Outerworlds, but I never played it. Just watched him play a bit while I was in and out of napping. But, another game I do like is Civilization. The teenager tells me Stellaris is more like Civilization in space. But, that Starfield might be similar.

Either way, much like my car, I know how to turn on the PC. I know how to make it go. I know how some of the buttons work. But, the internal ... "specs", don't have a clue. Ask the teenager, he built it for me. At the time, I still had money in savings and lots of room on credit cards, so told him not to be stingy with the bits. All high end stuff at the time. think that was in 2017.

-> Press Start?

So now I’m a child molester. Just when you think Wordforge couldn’t get any lower.

You're the lettuce, dude. Wilty, bitter and not adding anything to the sandwich in the slightest.

Worse. Iceberg lettuce.

I’m always Yoshi! ❤️

something something..." but that tongue!!!"

also, found the actual UA:

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

And here's a picture of what @Jenee looks like in real life:

I do like pink. but not dresses, or heals, and I'm not blonde.

I like that her mouth is open and she looks eager.

Oh my goodness!! He made a reference about me engaging in sex!! I must be incensed at his audacity!!

Here's what @Gnome Chomsky looks like in real life.

na... this is him



(ya gotta stay on theme)

Date this thread was created: May 16, 2023.

Date that Federal Farmer comes up with a comeback: July 10, 2023.

Date that you stop being an asshole can be seen bellow.

that's a long time to go without sleep

Clearly that would be me cosplaying peach, especially next week when it is free gummers at the glory hole.

Here’s what I look like in real life.

narf

No heals, got it. We have a tank slot or two dps slots, whichever you choose.

@Jenee would have to be a tank because female DPS casters and heals wear bathing suits and thigh highs. Female DPS melee wear metal bikinis.