$15K to get a guy to stab you in the dick and put some silicone in there that will get infected, so you'll have to do it all over again. It's a long article about guys having penile "enhancement" surgery, and why it doesn't matter how small your dick is, you're probably not going to want to have it done. If you've read articles from the 90s on similar procedures, you'll be shocked that the same shit is going on today. TL;DR, dudes go to a dick doc because they think they need a bigger dick. After signing a stack of wavers like they're going to see the Titanic on an experimental sub, they get their dick split open, a hunk of silicone stuffed in there, and then sewn back up. If you're lucky, you won't get an infection. If you're not lucky, you get an infection and worse. Guys who've had the implant removed (because it was fucking them up) say that they're often smaller than when they started.
We could have had moon bases and flying cars in the 21st century, but no. We have idiots injecting silicone into their dicks and rich guys all but making deep see subs in their back yards instead.
Moon bases, yes. But as cool as flying cars sound, we don't want those. The FAA and NTSB would quickly become the biggest agencies in the .gov, and the right would be fighting to defund them.
Not that: people can barely handle driving on a road. I don't want those morons taking to the air and crashing into my roof.
I read this a few days ago and you are being kind to the audience (and fuck them). The Docs slice your cock down the shaft and around your base (keeping it attached at the head), detach your skin from the penile muscle, flip the skin inside out, graft what they describe as a silicone ‘hot dog bun’ around your penile muscle, flip your skin back to right side in and sew you back up. For like thousands of dollars.
So yeah, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. The whole degloving part was disturbing and hilarious at the same time
What? And miss out seeing an ad featuring Eric Roberts talking about tasering his dick so he can get it up. Yes, of course, I’ve got questions. I don’t want any answers to them, but I do have them.
as I learned with the first girl I tried to fuck, not fitting is a huge problem that you cannot really overcome. Too small can be sloppy but controlled, but too big means tons of stretching with your fingers, and time. However, she did seem to enjoy the stretching. Yes, my dick is god's humorous fucking joke on me, or perhaps I chose this body and I wanted something in life that would give me a continuous ironic chuckle. I cannot rule out the latter as I totally would give myself a bigger dick to fuck with myself, and to lord over the little dick men who envy things like that. I stare at women because I want to be them and wonder what their body is like. I am uncomfortable with people looking at my dick because I do not want to be seen with one on me, but I never lacked confidence in the size or shape of the thing. It is not something that is easily hidden and it does tend to be strong enouygh to break most women's panties. I am really only saying this for the people who get trans things because I would fucking love being a dude with this body. It is slim, I could easilyu build muscle, and I am hung like an adonis. It is not super huge, but it is proportionally awesome. If only I wanted to be a dude I would have been Mr. Awesome once I realized how to be confident and romantic to girls. Meanwhile I want to be sarah fucking connor from terminator 2, and the last one. Or carol from the walking dead. Or Chloe Moretz action type hero. Fuck you mr. god.
I don't want to outlaw a consenting adult who wants to LARP as the other sex, up to and including mutilation and hormones from a quack. I just draw the line at demanding I play along with the insanity or doing it to kids. So cut off your dick if you want, but I'm not using your preferred pronouns. And if you can't cope with that, remember it's down the road, not across the street.
You really have to do better if you think this shit matters to me. Just along the lines of understanding who I am I would crossdress just to piss you off. I would roleplay a girl just for the disgust on your face if I were not trans. One of the things I miss about smoking is the looks on prude faces like yours because I was smoking. I have fucked up teeth and I actually like it because it pisses people off. If I could tolerate metal in myh skin I would be pierced all over just to disgust your normie ass. It pleases me. One of the reasons I love my legs covered with diabetic ulcers is that it disgusts people like you. So do whine some more because I am a follower of the Divine. There is a reason for it. Because everyone I have ever known who cannot get over the visible image of someone else is a shallow dysfunctional fuck not worth my time. You are a shit house with plastic siding that does little to hide the rot inside. You are a dime a dozen in this world. I cannot spit without hitting one of you people. If you are what is valuable and awesome, I do not want any part of you and enjoy the reality I offend your senses. I would bathe in shit to offend you if it wasn't for decent people. So do whine some more for me mr. village idiot of the moment. I feed on every squeel you make and love being the monster in your world.
yes, you were. I am not new to the internet. You just do not have a comeback so you pretend you are big when I am just enjoying dancing on your pathetic ass and you can do nothing about it. You have nothing. you just have to eat my shit. And oh my do I have a lot of it, just ask @Ten Lubak . I fucked his ass up as collateral damage. Now he cannot go a week without tldr repping me. everyone arounbd here knows I have not even hissed at you yet. I have not even made a call out thread for you, and I do that for everyone. This is just my natural dance of fun that I do because I noticed something new. Not really shiny, just the same old bud light can which just happens to be refreshed by the stockboy. You are on my cape boy, and I am just showing off how bland and worthless you are. even our lowly idiots have enough decency to have something unique about them. you could be replaced by an AI, and no none would notice.
The only thing your screeds were missing was "and then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped." Your not special, stunning, or brave. You smoke in public. Wow, you're a rebel. A real iconoclast. Blog about it if you like. And my house has brick on the outside, not plastic siding.
There’s an intellectual property lawsuit over the device. https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/penis-implant-lawsuit-penuma/
Not directly related but... Scientists develop gel from spider venom to boost erections Big ol' spider pic at that link, BTW.
How soon until Darwin Award contestants get brown recluses to bite their dicks as a shortcut instead of getting Viagra or this gel?
