Sinead O'Connor Missing

Disappeared in Chicago.

So where did you have her last?

Suspect in her disappearance spotted close by.

Missing? Yeah for like the last 20 years.

Well she should be easy to spot now - she's THE BALD HUNK OF SMOLDERING EMBER because you totally burned her.

The Chicago police found her. Then they released her back into obscurity.

She is only 49? I figured she was a lot older than that?

So, you're uncertain as to if you thought she was older or not?

Just seems like she should be older than me.

Why?

Just seems so.

She was pretty young during her brief period of success. 49 seems about right.

I call publicity stunt.

No, she's legitimately batshit crazy.

Who is she again?!?!

She had one huge hit, but has never been limited to that. In fact, "Nothing compares 2 u" is one of her worst songs. She had a good carreer and always had an audience. Still has! She is mentally ill, but many artists are. True art comes from suffering. I like her and her unique voice. Fuck off you haters! Leave Sinead alone!

It's probably best for everybody if Sinead stays on the back of milk cartons henceforth!

She was mentally ill and a troubled soul, but art comes from suffering. She was a rockstar and this stupid cover by Prince ruined her career and everything else.

R.I.P. Sinead! What a voice she had!

I’d argue ripping up the picture of the pope on SNL ruined her career.

Was she wrong?

I don’t remember the reason behind it. Pope John Paul II was very popular at the time though.

She was quite clear on why she did it. She believed that the Catholic Church was hiding child sexual abuse.

Not just sexual, but violence.
Remember that case a few years back where a Catholic orphanage in Ireland had a spare septic tank hole full of dead baby skeletons?
That got swept under the rug good and quick.

Then maybe she should have gone about it differently.

The Prince cover made her famous. But that wasn't her favourite music at all. Her own songs were killers. She had a brutal rock voice next to her soft tones.

Because of her mental problems, she became a walking joke and prey for the British tabloids. As I said, she was a troubled soul. But she had an insane amount of talent and a voice that got under your skin. She could scream like a banshee, absolutely brilliant! What a loss!

She was financially set after that shitty Prince cover anyway. She was an artist, not a business.

Maybe you should drink bleach, you fucking pedophile.

Now that is really vicious. De mortuis nil nisi bene. What did Sinead do to you? You probably only know the Prince cover.

She was traumatised, she was mentally ill, she did a lot of crap. She even converted to Islam, that's how fucked up she was. But she wasn't a politician, so fuck it. Fuck it all, she had a hell of a voice and was a gifted artist. R.I.P.!

And you’d be wrong. Again.

Who the fuck are you?