Indulge!!!!!

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Things I will not indulge-

    -Your rationalizing.
    -Your martyr complex.
    -Your fantasies.
    -Blackmail.
    -Anything dictated to me.
    -You in exactly the way you want.
    -Your rationalizing.
    -Rulings of collective guilt in the court of public opinion.
    -Any delusion that (insert the delusion).
    -Your habits if you harm others.
    -People who had no honest intent of engaging in the first place.
    -The pointless mental gymnastics that (insert mental gymnastics)
    -Pride and vanity.
    -Faith.
    -Elective procedures at taxpayer expense.
    -Your petulant self importance.
    -That delicious schadenfreude.
    -The diseased mentality that (insert diseased mentality)
    -Your desire to steal shit.
    -You with any refutation of your lies.
    -A lengthy essay.
    -The same sort of bullshit Christians hide behind.

    Things I will-

    -Diacanu.

    Wow, Diacanu must be awesome.

    Wait, is that a diseased mentality?
    Shit, this whole thing needs some streamlining....

    Anyway, thanks for indulging me.
    :diacanu:
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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I can say with certainty that none of my habits will ever ham another unless I happen to be cooking one. :bailey:
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  3. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Better beware. If you keep on making up threads like this @Uncle Albert 's cum dumpster, @Jenee , is going to accuse you of trying to steal her boyfriend. You are participating in what they call foreplay, and he might shout out your name while she is pegging him. That is unless he is already shouting out your name along with mine when she is pegging him.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I dunno, that sounds pretty indulge-y.
    :nono:
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I don't care what you think, it has been mentioned and therefor there is already porn involving all of us.

    Welcome to my world.
  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What you really mean, is you don't indulge my diseased mentality!
    ;)

    You mean, you indulge your fantasies.
    Your diseased fantasies!
    :soma:

    That sounds petulantly self important!
    But, you kept it short.
    Which is good, because I don't indulge lengthy essays.
    ;)
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    Me: [downloading 100GB of movies, music, and TV shows] "I completely agree."
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  8. Clippy

    Clippy Fresh Meat

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    You, sir, should take a step outside now and then. Maybe get the feeling of what breathing fresh air is like. Talk to actual people. That sort of thing.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I don't indulge anything dictated to me.
    :nyer:
  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I order you not to indulge anything dictated to you.
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  11. Clippy

    Clippy Fresh Meat

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    Well, good for you. You realize of course you're not impressing anyone other than yourself, right?
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :nuke:
  13. Clippy

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    Well someone's on a tear tonight. Try to stay away from the old wood alchy, gnome sane?
  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Reconstitutes atoms by not indulging Tererun's fantasies*
    *Realizes by resurrecting, I'm indulging in the same sort of bullshit Christians hide behind*
    *Explodes again*
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  16. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Princess points for getting clippy all riled up. Either that or his wet nurse forgot to give him his skittles for the day.

    BTW who is this clippy person? Some old guy come back, or some TK reject who remembered their password?
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  17. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    He probably forgot when he took his insulin and sent himself halfway into a low sugar coma. He will be OK if he drinks some juice or something. Either that or he got into someone's stash, and it better not be my fucking happy pills.
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    I used to take happy pills, bought them special. Every time I took one I felt better, until I found out they were just stale Skittles.
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Sir this is a Tim Horton's, please stop calling us.
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  20. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Skittles is often a term for the multicolored assortment of psych meds and ludes they give problem kids or people in jail. I don't think either skittles or skittles go bad. except maybe if they go into the toilet, or the sludge under the appliances. However, the five second rule, or five minute wait do make a difference. The five minute wait is how long before your addiction to candy or drugs causes you to not give a fuck and just down the sludge covered pill anyway. You never wipe off the pill or candy because you are eating the dirt anyway, so you want all that sugar or substance.

    One of my first lessons as to why you never ever get a crack habit was watching my friends fish through actual pigshit because one of them might have dropped a bit of a rock into the dirt and shit next to the run on the way into the house. I had to do my pre-else let it go song that day, and they still insisted they could find and save whatever small fragment had been lost. I wasn't having any because I didn't do drugs at the time so I just laughed and noted what crack makes you do. Today I get that impulse a lot more (not with crack), and it is a fucking thing.
  21. Bickendan

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    Sonofa... so that's where the last of the lime Skittles went :(
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    emphasis on "might have " dropped a rock.
    although apparently it's now a thing to buy a $3 piece...
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  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    It really is as simple as I was searching for something else, and noticed "Jesus, UA sure does say 'indulge' a lot. I could make a skit out of that".
    Then it came down to I didn't want it to get buried in an omnibus thread.
    Then I knew someone like Clippy would whine about it being a thread.
    Then I said "fuck 'em :shrug:".

    But seriously, that bigass list I wrote down was page 1 of his indulges.
    :lol:

    If you try to follow that shit as rules, the contradictions make your head pop pretty fucking quick. :yes:
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  24. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I did a search to see how many times @Uncle Albert uses the word indulge and it’s quite a bit. It goes back to 2007 where @Diacanu couldn’t understand how socialism is theft.
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    I can't wait for this fucking writer's strike to be over.
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  26. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Link.

    If you take a candy bar without paying, you owe.

    If you take society's benefits, you owe.
    Rich assholes who cry about taxes have state educated employees who come to work on state paved roads, and roll naked in state printed money.
    They can die angry.
    Poor people who cry on behalf of those rich assholes are pathetic dupes.
  27. Clippy

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    As I figured.
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  28. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I take that as your confession that you had no honest intent of engaging in the first place, and I detect petulant self importance.
    I don't indulge it.
    :bailey:
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    And four years before you were conceived.
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  30. Jenee

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    Taxes. In and of itself, is not the same thing as theft.

    Taxes pay for roads, police, schools, everything that makes a society function. Wars and bailouts should not be paid for by tases. That’s when taxes become theft. The US needs to go back to pre WWII thinking and be isolatonists.
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