In Which Tererune and Jenee go to Cheers

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  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    We are here for memes, not for you and UA to roleplay Sam and Diane on date night. Get a fucking room, and stop your pretend liberal routine.

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  2. Jenee

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    Sam and Diane? Fuck, you’re older than I am!
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  3. Thoughts and Prayers

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    NORM!!!!
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I think so, but yeah. At least sam owned the bar, was hot, and had a corvette. When all you are left with is two losers out of their prime playing trhe sam and diane game and bumping uglies with no intelligence or pretty boy charm, what the fuck are you doing antagonizing each other so fucking much foer the relationship thing?

    If you are being honest with us you both should hate each other, but you don't. So, something is not honest, and you are a pair of brokedick losers who are worthless to anyone else, and are afraid to go it alone. Find a better way to communicate until you do not have to white knight for the other. You do not see UA's ex over here telling us all how wrong we are about him, do you?

    JFC if I can find a friend, why can't you?
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  5. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Hmm.

    Why does Norm, the largest barfly, not simply eat the other barflies?
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    It’s so obvious. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. I know you. Not you personally but people like you. And … considering your age, where you would have grown up …. Yea, I know you. You were even too late for the 80 trend where all the popular girls wanted a gay best friend. You’re just a loser all over the place.

    Truly, though, I am sorry for the trauma you endured growing up. Kids can be mean. But, you really do need to come to terms with who you are before you die. Do you like the person you are? If so, there’s no need to try to make others feel bad. If you do not like who you are (which sounds like where you are), you should definitely work on the things you dislike about yourself and nurture the parts of you that you think should be better.
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  7. Thoughts and Prayers

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  8. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    good try but no. You do know trannies are the best to go shopping with because we are glad to be there, and we normally do not make girls feel insecure by ourselves. Yes, you do sometimes feel insecure, but we don't spend time in the friend zone just to fuck you. We actually like the girlfriend zone, and can easily fit into it. It is actually quite the opposite. as soon as I got rid of the toxic male need to fuck anything with tits and shifted over to sucking dick, I became the life of the party on both sides.

    Good try though. You don't get out much, do you? This is why you feel you need to settle for UA and take his shit. He makes you feel like you can't do any better because the other girls are just pretty, petty, bitches.
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  9. Jenee

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    The sooner you start to like yourself, the happier you will be.
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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    yup, like thirty years ago me. Thanks for the brilliant update, but you are three decades late.
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  11. Thoughts and Prayers

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    I'll give you the same response I give my psychiatrist: why start now?
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    8 days for a thread split out of the meme threads. Record?
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  13. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    first split of the year! Go me!

    Thank you @Jenee I could not have done it without you.
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  14. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
    The morning's looking bright;
    And your shrink ran off to Europe,
    And didn't even write;
    And Tererun wants to be a girl;

    Be glad there's one place in the world
    Where everybody knows your name,
    And they're always glad you came;
    You want to go where people know,
    People are all the same;
    You want to go where everybody knows your name.
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