Portal - the WORST DAMNED MOVIE ever made!

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  1. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Atleast the worst modern movie ever made.
    Nothing of value here. Nothing.

    After success with that Outlander movie I decided to give this unheard of movie a shot. Big Mistake.

    It blows. Bad acting, Bad direction, Bad editing, and a complete incoherent plot - and I mean that, "incoherent" might be an understatement.

    This is the first movie in a long time that I really wanted to turn off, and I usually don't walk away from movies.

    My favorite part was the end credits. They feature stills and images from the movie. Like anyone watching this shit fest is going to be sitting there saying "Yes! Behind the scenes pics!" These filmmakers actually deluded themselves into thinking they made a great movie. That's the shocking part!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929241/usercomments

    Para rates this - Not Worth Your Time.
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  2. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    I found this on the imdb boards, it sums up my feelings as well...
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  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Never heard of it.
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  4. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    May your luck continue to hold out Chaos.
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I suggest that you dig up an old 70s-80s flick titled "Laserblast" for comparison purposes.
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  6. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    No. Portal is the worst.
    I've seen every MST3K and Portal is the worst.
    There is nothing of value in that film.
    Not even anything to laugh at, it's just bad.
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    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    I beg to differ. Nothing could possibly be worse than Battlefield Earth.
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  9. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    ^
    It's worse.
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  10. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Wow. I was digging through my old posts and came across this.

    I have absolutely zero recollection of this movie.

    So good news, Mr Past Para. You succeeded in completely removing this movie from your mind. Apparently I hated it. I wonder what was so bad about it? I'm tempted to look it up. But I feel like I owe it to past Para to honor his wishes and never view this movie ever again.
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    I watched Score: A Hockey Musical at the local discount theatre, it was so bad that as soon as it was over I started making plans to kill myself that same evening. I ended up getting distracted by a cute hobo, but I was walking to the most convenient high bridge when I ran into her. :shrug:
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