Tangent from Biden Too Old where FF admits to his MAGAness

Oh, so now you understand that the you in my first sentence was not you personally but the generic you? As in ‘one’ or ‘a person’. And in fact as indicated by THE DIRECT REFERENCE IN THE SECOND SENTENCE - I LITERALLY SAID ‘YOU ARE DONALD TRUMP’ - was referring to Trump and not you?

So your repeated drunken bleating that you didn’t command anyone is nonsensical especially after I repeatedly told you that I was using generic you?

Okay. Glad we’re all on the same page.

Be honest folks. Did any sober person not immediately understand what I was saying here?

Maybe it isn’t the kid. Maybe I was in fact not clear and need to tighten up my language.

Nothing

The last guy who’s campaign ran on that did literally nothing to make America great apart from getting his buddies some tax breaks on their yachts

And yet you want to deepthroat him all over again

I wonder how much of your donations have gone to pay his legal bills

A few years ago, I was at a party. It was one of those fancy parties with tuxedos and people with trays full of champagne glasses. At one point, I farted unexpectedly. No one seemed to notice, so I didn't worry about it. I was then approached by an unusual gentleman. Rather than wearing a tuxedo to this event, it appeared he had smeared shit over his naked body, and had crudely drawn lapels and a tie on his chest with his finger. Rather than partake of the fancy Hors d'oeuvres graciously provided by our host, this person had a rather large turd in his hand that he was munching on like Bugs Bunny eating a carrot.

"Passing wind at an event such as this without excusing oneself is rather uncouth, would one agree?" he said, and then walked away. As he passed some expensive-looking drapes, he casually reached out with with the turd he held and drew a poop line across them, like an English teacher underlining a long sentence on a chalk board.

I mean, he technically had a point, but, what the fuck?

Anyway, this thread reminded me of that incident. Not sure why.

I haven't been able to read Wordforge sober in like four years.

When did America stop being great?

Oh I don’t know perhaps the past 20-30 years

Says the local teenage trumpanzee.

Hey, look who woke up from nap time!

What are some specific things that made it less great?

Well, since FF never answers these questions we can only get his answers from his past statements.

1. letting brown people out of slavery to his white ancestors
2. acceptance of GLBT so that they can also compete with him.
3. Not being promoted to the top merely because of your skin color and ability to drink a lot and be cruel to people.
4. requiring a high school education.
5. making drunk driving illegal
6. Giving women the right to vote and making domestic violence and arranged marriage a negative thing.

All of these things have directly made FF's life worse than it would have been in the 1950's. He was born about 60+ years too late.

1776

I was going to say emancipation...

Lol just kidding, it's almost as if the effects of Reaganomics have been slowly realized over the past few decades, while secretly decimating an entire generation's future.

So in summation, Forever Freshman gets his ass handed to him. Again.

Every time he tries to "argue," it turns into the seven page beat down from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Sad.

He is more reliable than team rocket going blasting off again. I think there might have been an episode or two where they got something right, but not Federal Fetus.

But he is fun to beat the shit out of, and he makes a really good dayton even though we had to trade stump rot for DUIs.

What was “great”? Please be specific.

His parents weren't born yet.

I'd hardly call the inability to defend your position with logic and evidence a "beat down."

I know you've been told that by your biased liberal media, but it's not true and I've pointed it out several times. The fact that you refuse to see it is not my problem.

What's wrong with it is that America today is no less great than it was in 1950, 1980, 2018 or whatever time period in the past you might choose, at least if you are going to use a reasonable measuring stick across all its population.

America has basically never been greater than in the last 10-20 years.

The liberal media that beat the war drums for Iraq, that licked Bush Senior's taint at his funeral, that waited for Haley's permission to talk about Trump's senior moments instead of Biden's, that aided in creating the fairy tale of Trump as successful businessman from the 80's up to "The Apprentice" that wrapped their tongue around Giuliani's whole body for his whole career, but especially after 9/11, and right up until his literal meltdown that the landscaping business, that NEVER stopped licking Henry Kissingers ass.

Fuck. You.

I bet you support the troops too.

Conservatives love "supporting the troops" until the troops say things they don't like to here like "I'm not offended by Cap's protesting racism when he took the advice of a Green Beret about how to do it more respectfully to troops" or "we have enough money to care for homeless vets *and* immigrants in this country" or "Free health care should be for everyone, not just people like me who should've been diagnosed with anxiety *before* basic training and got a 50% disability rating, which few people get."

I can’t stand establishment media, it's awful

I’m also smart enough to gather information from different sources and form a reasonable opinion

Trump’s administration is largely considered a failure because he followed through with very little on what he promised, even though he had the senate and the house for his first 2 years. There’s even conservatives that say is. Then on top of all that him and his family used the office to enrich themselves and became legendary grifters from complaining about a stolen election that was never stolen

The whole thing was a joke