Candleli... Firelight vigil for Trump.

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Some nut set himself self on fire outside the court where Trump is on trial.

    He obviously misunderstood the whole teach a man how to start fire, set a man on fire thing
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So floriduh man doing floriduh man things at floriduh man's NY trial.

    In other news water is still wet, Trump is still a liar, and @Steal Your Face is still sucking Trump's asshole through RFK's anus.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well, if the guy doesn't like fascist coups, he should have turned himself into a human torch, and walked into the Jan 6 crowd.
    Y'know, done something useful.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Another witness said "he crumbles off the bone with the slightest poke of a fork! Look at at that! Like candy!" then proceeded to dip hunks of him in a can of apple pie filling, and going "ooohhh, sooo gooood! :drool:".
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I am pretty sure velveta goes best with charred FF.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Now we need a third person who wants ranch, and for a commercial narrator to pop out with a dipping sauce 3 -pack with removable compartments.
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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I would rather dip anything in a ranch hand's ass than in ranch dressing.
  8. Kommander

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    Are we sure this wasn't FF? Someone should do a welfare check.

    1, 2, 3... not it!
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    He was said to be in his 30s, so too old to be FF.
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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I have experience with the species known as poor whypipo, and I am used to floriduh man so.....not it!
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Remember everyone, show this shit to your kids and anyone else thinking they want to off themselves for some attention. This just looks sad.

    Save the people you give a fuck about the trouble and don't call attention to your exit. It just sounds like there are family and friends behind this person that are now about to get swept into trump mania because of this, and unless they actually abused this person, they do not deserve that while watching their unstable loved one succumb to the mental problems that were eating him up.

    All in all, thanks a bunch buddy for not killing a bunch of people and walking off in a pretty harmless to others way. Maybe chose a softer way to go next time? Fire is a bit harsh and no one was going to listen anyway.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I just want to say how good a job Florida has done advertising itself that my partner who has only been in the states three years and geographically speaking Philly is the closest they have been to the state responded with ‘Of course it’s fucking Florida’ when the news reported where he was from.
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    There are a few states in america that make a whole lot of noise. I think America's dick is going to be one of them. Really, you think the flyover states have enough people to infect everywhere else?

    everything grows in floriduh, so it spreads fast. There are just people poppin off the vine down here. Big news for the rest of you, most of them are not the white ones.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    technically you're supposed to call the police non emergency line for those unless you have preauthorization in writing to enter.

    and he's hardly the prime candidate here for a CTO....
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    The only thing the boy seems to be good at is getting DUI's. It is a skill some people have that I am not in understanding of.
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The guy wasn’t a Trumper and this had nothing to do with Trump so congratulations to leftists who couldn’t wait to dance on this guy’s grave because you thought he was MAGA, you look like the pieces of shit that you are.
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    Oh, go fuck a duck, guy who calls people groomers.
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  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Rightfully so.
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    Wtf are you talking about? From the beginning, reports said it wasn’t about trump.
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    He sounds like FF, Ameris, or Albert. Except he looks too normal.
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  23. We Are Borg

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    My condolences on the loss of your family member. :(
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    Ah, I see you found yourself a person of culture :techman: